Animals: Today, I threw a surprise birthday party for my 3 year old. There...

What's even more sad is that I've never done that with my cat, and it makes me somewhat jealous of you...but we both need to improve on our social lives, this isn't normal behavior.

krista2009 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 8:47

for real can we say no life lol

XXizzlerXX 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 6:53

I'm not gonna sound sympathetic at all ; but that is crazy!! snacks? music? ( for what a cat ?!) that's craZyy

ThisRandomChild 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 9:57

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL

bennie226 0

Monday 15 August 2011 11:40

Get a life.

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