Kids: Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old...

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

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By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

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By Overflow - 16/08/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I was desperate to teach my 2-year old to use her potty. I had to pee, and thought maybe she would learn by watching me use it. Everything was going well, until I realized that I had a long pee. So long that it overfilled her potty all over. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 17:43 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 17:00

Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML

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Thursday 10 November 2011 8:49

Damn that sucks Dude but Face it.. Its just what kids Do!

SaraJun 5

Thursday 10 November 2011 8:58

lmao youre a dad named jasmine?

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rileynautumn 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 22:05

This is the first FML I've actually laughed at in a long ass time!

QWERTYCommander 5

Thursday 10 November 2011 22:07

When he gets older and brings a girlfriend home, you should tell this story to her.

spychik44 7

Thursday 10 November 2011 22:10

Hallmark moment.....

melissaisawsome 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 22:21

Who starts training at 9 months you shills wait for at least when he's a year old

personThingy 13

Thursday 10 November 2011 22:40

9 != 19

LilliPage 17

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:02

19 months. Not 9. Which means his son is over a year old..

Azucar2011 6

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:19

he said 19 not 9 at this point hes a year nd 7 monthes.

rehctelf 2

Thursday 10 November 2011 23:27

theres not much to say about this......

hobojo69 23

Friday 11 November 2011 0:18

Lol this made my day!

foREVer789 0

Friday 11 November 2011 0:43

He's just doing what he saw mommy do earlier

Jesinicole 0

Friday 11 November 2011 0:45

# Dad of the year :p

TeamWale 1

Friday 11 November 2011 2:23

Hey now you know he's gay and won't have to find out the hard way. :p

Okayitwasme 0

Friday 11 November 2011 2:52

That's just weird! The best solution is to take him to a kids zone or play school where he will see others his age go! This is usually where kids copy each other.