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I'm going to defend #7 using my awesome legal skills... How do we really know this guy is 20? Have you seen the movie Big? Or Jack? For all we know this guy is 6..went to the state fair Zoltan granted his wish and now he looks like a 20 year old... Lawyer'd

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Nope. Not jedis. Cos if they were jedis, OP's boyfriend would have grabbed her boobs and made those laser sounds.... PEW PEW PEW

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Maybe OP's boyfriend's parents have been overprotective with him all his life so now he assumes if he does anything bad they will always find out.

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Its because he just found out that they are Santa... He knows when you are sleeping, he knows if you're awake. He knows if you've been touching boobs so don't for goodness sake! :P

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8- Not for long at the rate he's taking to get intimate. 9- If you were asking that as a true question directed towards me, my answer is no, there is not a problem with being a virgin. If you're asking that a response to my statement, I never bad-mouthed virgins in general with my comment, just the (likely) virgin OP is dating.

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.....and then, Girlfriend: if you dont, i will kill you Boyfriend: i want my mommeeeee..... Girlfriend: sigh....*takes vibrator out of purse*

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That's just depressing but it could be worse you could have the boyfriend that goes "honk honk!" every time he touches them

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Maybe he believes that will happen when he touches them. His parents will be like "where on earth is that honking coming from?! Our little Timmy must be touching some boobs!"

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