By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML
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snippyxD 7

Damn that sucks Dude but Face it.. Its just what kids Do!

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Youdrongo 0

YDI for that piss-poor method of potty training him.

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nana1212_fml 0

Hahaha cute my hubby was trying to teach our son , our son missed the toilet n peed on my hubby's feet n all over the floor.

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gvicki36 1

Why is your name jasmine??

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mfderhone 5

oh this made me lol kids will do the craziest things :)

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alival 12

Ur trying 2 potty train ur son when he's not even 2 years old? Wow u must rle hate diapers

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alival 12

Ur trying 2 potty train ur son when he's not even 2 years old? Wow u must rle hate diapers

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btstig 11

They are REALLY ******* expensive after a couple years. Add it up. Toilet way cheaper.

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1happymummy 14

Im guessing you dont have a kid so stfu

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kbryan0004 11

most people start potty training around twelve to eighteen months, so yeah he's doing the right thing and at the right time. obviously you do not have kids

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marinus_fml 19

Either your 19 month old son is really tall, or your dick almost touches the ground.:.

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Iknoweverything 29

OR, the son has arms, and his dad isn't 6 foot 8. Kids can usually reach waist height on average people if they try at that age.

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jaredofmo 22

What the... just... no... Never mind, I don't want to know.

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