Today, my neighbor was having work done in his apartment, and he'd warned me that there might be some noise. Yes, there was, what with all the town's firemen in the building after he'd ruptured the main gas pipe. FML I agree, your life sucks 28934 I agree, your life sucks 28934 You deserved it 2060 You deserved it 2060 1 1 11 8 By Jolabanane / Thursday 21 May 2015 11:51 / France
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's... I agree, your life sucks 7953 I agree, your life sucks 7953 You deserved it 31853 You deserved it 31853 132
Today, in my AP U.S. history class, we had a very long, very slow discussion about whether or not Vermont is a state. I think I lost brain cells. FML I agree, your life sucks 6120 I agree, your life sucks 6120 You deserved it 387 You deserved it 387 24
Today, I was making a smoothie. I didn't plug in the blender until after all the ingredients were inside. I pushed the 'on' button. It was still on when... I agree, your life sucks 6316 I agree, your life sucks 6316 You deserved it 32927 You deserved it 32927 24
Today, I have been working hard and am up for a promotion to the trainer. I got a 20 minute lecture on how irresponsible I am for asking for a day off... I agree, your life sucks 2 I agree, your life sucks 2 You deserved it 1 You deserved it 1
Today, having been given the OK to return to work after 4 unpaid weeks off following an ACL injury, providing I use crutches, my boss is refusing to let... I agree, your life sucks 30 I agree, your life sucks 30 You deserved it 1 You deserved it 1 2
Canada Today, I checked my e-mail after being sick for over a week to see that I missed an important email. It said I got the job I applied for, if I responded...
United Kingdom Today, I woke up to find out that last night I got extremely drunk, dumped my boyfriend of 3 years, bought a female ostrich, named it Frederic, and confessed...
Today, my 2-year-old learned how to open the fridge lock. I came out of the bathroom to what she called a "scrambled egg breakfast". FML
FML's Christmas Bingo! Cross off each subject as it is mentioned during your Christmas with family and/or friends!
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