Today, my neighbor was having work done in his apartment, and he'd warned me that there might be some noise. Yes, there was, what with all the town's firemen in the building after he'd ruptured the main gas pipe. FML I agree, your life sucks 28995 I agree, your life sucks 28995 You deserved it 2064 You deserved it 2064 1 1 14 9 By Jolabanane / Thursday 21 May 2015 11:51 / France
Today, after working all week on a group project, I realized I forgot to submit the assignment and missed the deadline. I now have to tell my group that we automatically failed. FML I agree, your life sucks 22807 I agree, your life sucks 22807 You deserved it 53469 You deserved it 53469 113 5 0 24 10 By lax52389 / Saturday 9 November 2013 23:45 / United States - Staunton
Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML I agree, your life sucks 33547 I agree, your life sucks 33547 You deserved it 3649 You deserved it 3649 100
Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful... I agree, your life sucks 13828 I agree, your life sucks 13828 You deserved it 98533 You deserved it 98533 16
Today, in the middle of the night, I had the sudden urge to shit. After sprinting to the only bathroom, I was horrified to see my roommate was already... I agree, your life sucks 5 I agree, your life sucks 5 You deserved it 1 You deserved it 1
Today, I helped a guy in a flaming car by busting his window to get him out. I didn’t realize until after the crash scene was cleared, that I didn’t just... I agree, your life sucks 4 I agree, your life sucks 4 You deserved it 3 You deserved it 3
New Zealand Today, my wife and I got back from our cruise ship holiday. It was intended to be ten nights of relaxation and romance. The first five nights she had her...
Canada Today, I went to the gym for the first time. I was nervous about using the showers because I'm embarrassed about my dick, but I felt better when I heard...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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