By rob - 10/12/2010 07:29

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Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML
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2muchshyt 0

well was that before u guys got together?

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

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karimkz 0

if she had time to eff his boss then she doesnt have a job for him to eff hers.

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

she 'effed' her own boss 6. you are welcome. 5-yes I love the swings. and wet slides.

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phapho88 0

your comments always make my days, thx fir keeping me entertained =]]

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RedPillSucks 31

Stop it mamamiaaa. Now I'm all turned on by the "wet slide" comment. Only 7 more hrs of work. FML.

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nachobiznez 0

I'm mad I was effin blocked from this site for like a month but now my account back workin.... huh

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

43-thanks! 49-do you have a desk at work? problem solved.

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docscientist 9

You guys think that maybe they were in fact dating longer than a week? That's the fml. She slept with the boss while they were dating.

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PhillyEagles 0

OH MY GOD. why did you put your face as your picture, only farmers like cows.

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2muchshyt 0

well was that before u guys got together?

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Ismellwin 0

Maybe they've only been together for a week!

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EZPZ 0

Tis a mystery indeed...some of these FMLs leave room for imagination and thought, as they don't give enough information to begin with.

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jckbco 0

these aren't stories, or requests for advice, people. They are fun little posts for an emotional release

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jsx12345 0

basically b4 they went out, he kissed a girl. Now during there relationship the girl(that's a *****) edged her boss. So she cheated on him. Not so hard people.

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grumpybarista 0

I like edged too. I'm using it

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DahkLohd 4

Indeed. Btw - I love your "About Me" page.

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my_user_name 7

You definitely need to break up with her! I can't believe you didn't say "my ex-girlfriend" in the post. And another thing, why would you need to "admit" that you kissed a girl BEFORE you began your relationship with your girlfriend? That's not a problem, you were single then. If she got upset about that, that's enough of a reason to break up with her already, even if she hadn't cheated on you.

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hkgirl89 8

thank you dahklohd :)

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TheDrudgeChild 4

It never said it was AFTER they began going out. And even then, sometimes you can work out a situation like this in relationships. However, if it was after and she has no remorse, yeah OP: dump her.

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ScreamAimFire 0

Eww Glee is the second worst show that ever exsisted, right behind Jersey Shore

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ScreamAimFire 0

i hope he doesn't have a laptop, walking around and letting the computer talk is more of a fml. hope he reads this!

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Dr_PooPingDung 0

NOo¡ Thats "puts on glasses" more of a win! YEEEAAAAAHH!

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LemonStarship 5

I see she's running for employee of the month. Maybe there's a nice bonus involved?

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DahkLohd 4

Meh. She probably swallowed the "bonus."

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AceArctic 4

^Respect. interwebs high five?

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Dr_PooPingDung 0

Agreed with 34 and shes.working very hard to get you that gay glee set gold edition this year, maby you should **** her boss to, THREESOME¡¡¡

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DahkLohd 4

The Dark Lord doesn't typically do that kind of thing...but since you have shown Him respect, He will make an exception for you.

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AceArctic 4

*interwebs five* woohoo!

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Jimboom 11

The circle is complete. At least she is a real career girl. ;-)

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bswole 1

man up rob u cant let some cheatin bitch in your life

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