Yes, I'm so punny! Thank goodness I don't think I'm 'Count Dracula'! Or perhaps you prefer 'Count Chocula'. At least I apologized for my attempt at humor, and had an excuse for my silliness. What's with the cape, Edward?

lol funny IRS been a rough hear for all of us.

WTF i submitted an fml like this before u and didnt get in

the same exact thing happened to me this Christmas aswell.

Your friends think you should open a drug store, and they helped you by giving you some inventory to start with. What else could it mean?

not nessicsarily, they could just want to spoil you with nice scents, because it's proven to improve your mood

I got all that too! plus shower gel, a fresh razor blade, a scrubbrush...

How could "all" your gifts be "mostly" scents? Maybe you stink or maybe you are taking this too personally. A lot of imagination-deprived people give scented lotions, shower gels, body sprays, etc. as gifts. It's become an impersonal go-to gift, often last minute. You could just be hard to shop for.

You for got to say when, take a shower every morning, can't help it if you live in cold weather and no hot water

Well, I get people most of the times perfumes, soaps and stuff. And it doesn't mean that my friends are stinky. It means I just want them to smell the way I like. :P