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By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 06:04 - United States

Today, I think my friends were trying to tell me something with all my Christmas gifts being mostly perfume, deodorant, and soap. FML

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By same - 21/11/2015 06:39 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML

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By shitty candles - 01/12/2014 07:30 - United States - Issaquah

Today, I dug out the 5 fancy, extremely expensive candles I bought during Black Friday. I lit one up, and was delighted that it smelled so great. My mother then walked into my room and stated that it smelled "like shit". The other four were going to be a Christmas gift for her. FML

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By Smelly - 05/04/2022 16:00

Today, it’s my birthday. At work, at my desk, I found this beautiful gift-wrapped box and a card that read, “From all of us, we really care about you, and hope you like your present!” I opened the box. It had body shower gel, deodorant, soap, fragrance spray, and “frizz shampoo.” Hint taken. FML

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By crazygirl - 15/12/2010 02:18 - Canada

Today, I went to a work party where we had a Secret Santa. I gave a nice set of beer bottles with glasses. When my name was called I naturally picked the biggest gift. I got groceries. I now have dog food and men's body spray. I don't have a boyfriend or a dog. FML

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By soapysoap - 10/12/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, I received an early Christmas gift from my boyfriend of ten months. It was soap. In a few days he will be receiving his very expensive specialized car horn he has wanted for years, while I will be enjoying my new bar of Walmart brand soap, which has already begun to give me a rash. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2023 11:00 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I showered with my favorite soaps, and I used my favorite perfumes and lotions too. I layered my scents to get a nice fruity, girly scent, which helps boosts my confidence. My husband walked in the bedroom when I was done and said that it smelled like cheesy garlic bread. FML

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By badboyfriend101 - 12/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML

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By SODbeatlesMCRlp - 19/11/2010 16:54 - United States

Today, I came home and found a can of body spray. My parents get me a new scent whenever they go shopping, which is usually at least twice a week. They left a note: "Do you get it yet?" FML

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By hozzyandie - 14/12/2010 18:02 - Ireland

Today, at the office, everyone in my department swapped secret santa presents. I bought the guy whose name I picked a DVD box-set of his favorite TV series. One of my friends got a fancy make up kit. Another got a pack of posh notebooks. I got a toilet plunger. FML

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By Annoyed - 28/10/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she bought the same perfume that my boyfriend got me for Christmas last year. He loves that perfume. Now, whenever he smells me, he's going to think of his mom. FML

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smiley_ily 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 12:30

aww, well maybe they didn't want to confront you straight up, and did it a nicer way? but hey, at least you won't stink as much ?

poopypunts 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 12:20

take a shower asshole

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bhimz1 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 13:33

hmm so, what are they trying to say? :P

memo619 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 13:36

look on the bright side, you won't be that smelly kid that no one wants to sit next to in class after using those gifts

LoveMySoldier82 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 13:44

Take the hint, take a shower, and put on the smelly goods. FTL if you don't.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 26 December 2010 14:16

Cleanliness is next to godliness. Smelliness deserves a quick kick in rear. I'd do it myself, but I couldn't stand being anywhere close to your rank ass.

Doortje 29

Sunday 26 December 2010 14:39

That's okay Doc, apparently there are thousands of horny 13 year olds who'd be happy to do it for you.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 26 December 2010 15:48

No, no, Doortje, it's *millions*. I'm so sad that comment got moderated.

That_helped 4

Sunday 26 December 2010 14:34

Ohmygosh ew thats disgusting. Take the hint please and use your presents!

shanewamble 0

Monday 27 December 2010 11:12

poonjabi

Arya1990 7

Sunday 26 December 2010 14:36

Well, either you don't smell very nice and your friends are trying to politely let you know AND to help you, OR you are hard to buy presents for and they thought you'ld appreciate things like that! Either way, APPRECIATE THE GIFTS, and having such great friends and enjoy your gifts!

ckjacques53198 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 14:45

nobody wants to smell ass and pits

deannamarie12 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 15:02

Good thing you got friends who wanna help.

mintcar 9

Sunday 26 December 2010 15:03

Bath time is fun time. YDI for not knowing this.

imababeee 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 15:07

dont stress lol alot of my presents consisted of perfumes body lotion and shower gels I think it's just because they can't think of anything else so they go cheap yet nice :)

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