By ThatsIncentive - 15/12/2016 01:59 - United States - Granite Bay

Today, I stooped to pick up an earring back off the ground. It was actually a spider. FML
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cootiequeen4444 11

that's incentive... to never wear earrings again. and to burn all your old earrings as well as the hand that picked up the spider. who needs two hands anyways? one is good enough...ish.

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cootiequeen4444 11

Wait. WAIT. Came up with a better one. That's incentive... to get a vision exam at the optimologists.

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chirstinap325 23

I believe this happens quite often. I did the same just a couple weeks ago with a wolf spider, scared the bejesus out of me.

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Devolution 8

I'm curious as to how a wolf spider looks remotely like anything that needs to be retrieved from the ground

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chirstinap325 23

Well, it was dark, had just woken up, and a smaller wolf spider :)

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utrax 23

It'd be nice of you if you put it in your ear and let it live there.

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Zarniclopsindorf 24

I don't see why it couldn't also be an earring.

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GhostFox 33

So... Did you scream? If so, how loudly and was it more "blood curdling" or more "girly shrieking"?

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c420racer 13

Isn't it a little too far past Halloween to think you mistakenly dropped one of your spider earrings?

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snazz23 20

I feel like stooped was supposed to be stopped....but I kinda like stooped better!

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Cali 54

Stoop = to bend over/down, to lower oneself. It works!

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cootiequeen4444 11

that's incentive... to never wear earrings again. and to burn all your old earrings as well as the hand that picked up the spider. who needs two hands anyways? one is good enough...ish.

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cootiequeen4444 11

Wait. WAIT. Came up with a better one. That's incentive... to get a vision exam at the optimologists.

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