By ThatsIncentive - 15/12/2016 01:59 - United States - Granite Bay

Today, I stooped to pick up an earring back off the ground. It was actually a spider. FML
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cootiequeen4444 11

that's incentive... to never wear earrings again. and to burn all your old earrings as well as the hand that picked up the spider. who needs two hands anyways? one is good enough...ish.

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cootiequeen4444 11

Wait. WAIT. Came up with a better one. That's incentive... to get a vision exam at the optimologists.

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iAmToast 10

how tf does one mistake a spider for an earring

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claudiajean 24

Poor spider, minding his/her own business and then suddenly they're being grabbed and put up to someone's ear. Hope you apologised, you swine

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Mudge 11

and to think that it was sitting in your ear all that time

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