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6: Actually, you can kill a leg. Like with frostbite, gangrene, some spiders' bites, and chopping off the leg (and warming the person, amputating the limb, giving them antivenom, and stopping the bleeding from the person before the person dies, if you insist the person is alive).

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Did anyone else think of Talladega Nights when Ricky Bobby stabbed himself?... No just me, ok back in my hole.

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#61 I'm also reminded of the scene in "The Last of Us" where Ellie stabs the soldier's knee after he scans her...

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Einstein defined insanity by doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results. Also, I think OP would like to keep their other leg intact.

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I kinda hope he didn't kill it... cuz depending on how deep the knife went in his leg he may have have bits of spider embedded in him.... gross! D:

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Not only did you kill it, but how? By stabbing it? Or by drowning it in your blood? I've never thought about either method when I've attempted to kill spiders. Feedback could help me with my next spider attack. :P

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Actually, an idiot is defined as less intelligent than a moron. But yeah, it's not much of a difference.

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If it wasn't for the fact that spiders kill other creepy bugs, I'd feel they'd have no purpose on earth! Ick.

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Misunderstood Spider: "Hey man, there was a wasp in here but I got him, since I know how much you hate wasps and you know I'm looking out for you....what's the book for?"

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If you'd been cleaning a gun would you have shot yourself? That being said, sorry about your leg, hopefully it's a superficial injury.

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Ok I'm not someone who cares about my "likes" but this is common sense. I noticed I drop every now and then so I'm just going to say. For someone who is in the military, granted not infantry (those guys have my utmost respect, if not for the shit they deal with day by day, then more from the boredom that comes for being "on call"[a good friend went SEAL]) then let me say this. You don't clean a gun when it's assembled. This isn't a computer. You take it apart to get to the sm

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I think the commenter was going for an effect, not to be 100% accurate. I feel they got their point across. No need to be all that's not how you clean a gun. Rawrrrr.

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When you're cleaning a gun, they tend to not have bullets in them.. Can't fire unless something strikes the primer of the bullet.

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You're not SUPPOSED to clean a gun assembled but it happens... or people need an excuse as to why they perfectly execution style shot their spouse on "accident"

By  Miaku

I hope you didn't go too deep into your leg, and that you killed the spider. Don't forget that, ever. Even if you limp forever. Just know, spiders ain't got nothin' on you. :D

Just forget about knives -- eventually you're going to get spider veins and you don't want to end up being a human pincushion.

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