Health: Today, I spoke to my ex again for the first time after our breakup....

By Anne - 29/04/2012 06:41 - United States

Today, I spoke to my ex again for the first time after our breakup. The first words out of his mouth were, "I love you, so I'm going to have to confess some things in the hopes that my honesty will help us get back together." It didn't, but it does mean I have to get tested now. FML

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Today, I confessed my feelings to the only man I've ever loved. He asked me for dating advice. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, my ex said "I love you!" for the first time at a party in front of my boyfriend. Smugly satisfied, I said "Well, you're too late for that." My ex looked at me with irritation and said "I'm talking to him!" and gestured to my boyfriend. They'd been "best friends" since middle school. FML

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Sunday 29 April 2012 12:06

Look at it positively.

Kog_Hiro 17

Sunday 29 April 2012 12:10

Hey, at least he said something. He could have not, then you might of had plenty of problems to deal with in the future.

Comments

LSS_fml 18

Sunday 29 April 2012 13:32

"I love you so much that I just thought you should know, I have chlamydia. So... I was thinking we could get back together, maybe? After all, you only catch it once."

LSS_fml 18

Sunday 29 April 2012 14:12

Sorry OP, I hope the test comes back negative and you can move on.

DracoSpirita 21

Sunday 29 April 2012 15:17

^I absolutely love your picture. It made my day. ^^

I_Punch_Babies 7

Sunday 29 April 2012 13:32

Someone shouldve just stuck to phone sex. the worst you can get from that is hearing aids!

titzenpitzer 9

Sunday 29 April 2012 13:38

I hope he was making a sick joke!

rae_munchkin 6

Sunday 29 April 2012 13:52

Did he also say "I love you so much I had sex with other people. "

immaMonsta 8

Sunday 29 April 2012 14:08

I hate to say this, but look at it positively. At least he told you so you can go get tested. That way you can stop yourself from potentially passing it on to someone else; after all, that's how STD's spread. All in all, FYL, there's no way in hell you deserved this. I sincerely hope your results come back negative.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 29 April 2012 14:14

Everyone here immediately thought of an STD? My first thought was that he said something so stupid that she felt the need to take an IQ test to see why she started dating such a dumbass in the first place.

FML_Master2133 6

Sunday 29 April 2012 15:35

^^ awesome. I would agree with you. People need to stop assuming! Lol

starwind3438 9

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:37

I see you are are new here by the amount of comments you have made 45. Here is a tip. When Dic Bastard makes a comment, most of the time he is either being sarcastic or making a joke.