$90? That's a bargain.. I usually spend $200 getting my hair washed and cut. $600 if I want it to get colored too! Plus bird poop is good luck..

to all the people asking who would spend $90 on hair... the answer: most girls. unless you're getting it done at hair cuttery or something, plan on spending some big bucks. for all the boys out there, here's a breakdown. haircut and blowdry:$40+ haircut with color (highlights, etc): $90+ updo for dance: $60+ I'm assuming the OP got an updo, maybe for a wedding or for prom, because if it was a regular haircut or something it wouldn't really be an FML because she could jsut go home and wash it. She probably just had it styled and washing the bird poop out would ruin it.

wtf 90 bucks!!! YDI just for spending that much...I know it sucks that it happenned but honestly

Maybe you did something to the bird before....something to think about.

isn't this same exact FML already on this site?

it only cost ninety dollars. at a "fancy salon" ? right...

Why would you spend $90 bucks on hair?

for everyone saying OMG, 90 DOLLARS ON HAIR! you are probably either male or have never been to a salon in your life. judging on the time that the OP gave, it was probably for a special event or something drastically different. therefore, 90 dollars is a pretty good deal-at least where i live.

Long Hair FTW! I get it cut maybe 4 times a year for $20, $90 though seriously?

the nerve... birds these days. yeah agreed with everyone - $90 for a haircut? well i heard it was a recession and i thought that was for everyone :S you wanna buy me a car? must be nothing for you!