Animals: Today, I spent 90 dollars and two and a half hours getting my...

By birdmagnet - 25/04/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I spent 90 dollars and two and a half hours getting my hair done at a fancy salon. As I was unlocking my car, a bird pooped in my hair. FML

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By poophead - 30/05/2015 02:39 - Philippines

Today, I went to a fancy beauty parlor to prepare for my sister's birthday party. The minute I stepped out of the salon, with my hair beautifully trimmed and curled, a bird decided to use it as a toilet. FML

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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By birdbath - 08/11/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML

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By FML - 21/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I spent 4 hours carefully cleaning the inside and outside of my car. Fairly proud of the job I had done, I parked my car safely in my garage. Later, I opened my garage to find bird shit all over my car. Apparently birds get nervous when they get trapped in garages. FML

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By lily_marleen - 17/05/2015 21:27 - Germany - Emskirchen

Today, I had an outdoor meeting with some important clients. It wasn't until the meeting was over that my coworker decided to inform me that I had bird poop in my hair "pretty much the entire time." FML

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By tristaph - 01/08/2018 00:00

Today, a bird took a dump on my truck as I was driving and the wind pushed it into the keyhole. FML

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By shitlicker - 08/12/2015 04:38 - United States - La Verne

Today, I lost my balance trying to get my bag out of my car. In doing so, my lips came in contact with some bird poop. FML

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By oops1234 - 16/04/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

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By pass me the fucking rope - 18/06/2016 13:17 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, a bird shat on my lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2019 02:00

Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. 45 painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML

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alex_vik 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:28

90 dollars? Two and a half hours? WTF were you getting done?

justme08 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:25

DAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM that sucks!!!

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JSmith08 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 4:24

thats why you dont do that. its just hair. its definitely not worth that much.

metalxhack 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 4:31

Ouch, that sucks. I effing hate birds.

B00_fml 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 4:35

Sucks to be you.

reader1 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 4:40

#26- I doubt it was just a cut for 2.5 hours and 90 dollars. OP: FYL.

07_MKV 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 4:58

well... at least its good luck, lol

24788 6

Sunday 26 April 2009 5:00

#35 I've never been to a salon in my life. I always thought they did haircuts and nails. I am out of touch with salons I guess.

Seegtease 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 5:06

As of right now, there are 1274 assholes who have voted here. Honestly, how can anybody say somebody they don't know deserves to get shit on? Idiots.

brodizzle 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 5:11

YDI because why the hell would you spend $90 on getting your hair done. If that's cheap, then F everyone's L who actually wastes their money on that.

Seegtease 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 5:14

#39, STFU, please. I'm sure you spend money on a lot of things that other people would consider to be a "waste of money". But it's not a waste of money to you, now is it? So quit judging people on how they use their own money for their own pleasures just because they have different desires than you. It makes you look like a dick.