Miscellaneous: Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow....

By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML

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By Ibrowtheedge - 16/08/2018 20:30

Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML

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By Eyebrowless - 06/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Willingboro

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2019 14:00

Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 09:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML

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By Eyebrowsgone - 25/08/2010 13:10 - United States

Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 06:37 - United States

Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML

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By booo - 27/07/2012 17:46 - United States - Minden

Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2023 00:02

Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML

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By blondessdoll - 04/05/2016 17:30 - United States

Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML

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By ugh - 01/10/2009 15:49 - United States

Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML

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Rachel1987 4

Saturday 26 November 2011 18:55

Tweezers.

nellieelectron 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 18:58

Well, on the bright side, you don't have a uni-brow anymore!

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TheBoss47_fml 3

Sunday 27 November 2011 6:22

I've done that before

lionsatyourfeet 3

Sunday 27 November 2011 6:36

Screw shaving and tweezing...let the uni brow live!

sandramilena 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 7:42

That's why you get them waxed !

DOPEYxISxTOxDOPE 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 8:09

How do you do that

FloorKnocker 12

Sunday 27 November 2011 8:36

Its called plucking or waxing!

KaitlynxD 5

Sunday 27 November 2011 8:54

The middle half? :D

maxximum98 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 17:15

Been there done that

BaconBoy75 2

Sunday 27 November 2011 17:22

After they grow back, get them threaded. It isn't as painful as waxing and it works!!

nerdsgetmehot 22

Sunday 27 November 2011 18:01

Been there, done that. Give it a couple of weeks; your eyebrow will be back.

Katherine1May 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 21:41

It's called PLUCKING WITH TWEEZERS YOU DUMB ASS

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