Miscellaneous: Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow.... - FML

By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML

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By Ibrowtheedge - 16/08/2018 20:30

Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML

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By Eyebrowless - 06/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Willingboro

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

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Halved

By Anonymous - 04/09/2019 14:00

Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 09:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML

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By Eyebrowsgone - 25/08/2010 13:10 - United States

Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 06:37 - United States

Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML

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Monobrow

By booo - 27/07/2012 17:46 - United States - Minden

Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML

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By any means necessary

By Anonymous - 04/09/2023 00:02

Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML

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By blondessdoll - 04/05/2016 17:30 - United States

Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML

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By ugh - 01/10/2009 15:49 - United States

Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML

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Rachel1987 4

Saturday 26 November 2011 18:55

Tweezers.

nellieelectron 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 18:58

Well, on the bright side, you don't have a uni-brow anymore!

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aus1095 4

Saturday 26 November 2011 21:17

Hey be nice I have done that! Lol

sougstad 7

Saturday 26 November 2011 21:29

You can start a trend like billy Madison. "YOUR NOT COOL UNLESS YOU SHAVE TOUR EYEBROWS OFF!"

CrizzyCream 1

Saturday 26 November 2011 21:31

Been there done that. But i was 10. Wats ur excuse.

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 26 November 2011 21:32

Easy on the shaving cream, you need to see what you're shaving.

sougstad 7

Saturday 26 November 2011 21:34

"your"

toricakes 7

Saturday 26 November 2011 21:38

That's the girl method. Tweeze eyebrows off and draw back on!

babygurls 4

Saturday 26 November 2011 21:56

Lol aww I've legit almost done that before!!

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 26 November 2011 22:03

Whenever I see a prominent unibrow, I can't help imagining that the person must also have an incredible Brazilian landing strip! (Assuming the OP is female!) So, wear your unibrow as proudly as I display my perversity!

justanotherbird 19

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:24

Oh boy...if they don't get rid of the surplus hair on their face though, why would they get rid of hair down there? Probably more like a Brazilian Jungle.

bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 6 December 2011 20:02

Ah Bird...Imagine shared shaving intimacy!

gabbiechaoss 5

Saturday 26 November 2011 22:26

Angus thongs and perfect snogginggg!(:

hellphone_fml 37

Saturday 26 November 2011 22:50

I POSTED THE EXACT SAME FML A WHILE AGO AND IT DIDN'T GET POSTED!! :( UNFAIR!

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