Miscellaneous: Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow.... - FML

By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, I shaved half my eyebrow off trying to shave my uni-brow. FML

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By Ibrowtheedge - 16/08/2018 20:30

Today, I shaved off half of my right eyebrow by accident. It still looks better than my left eyebrow. FML

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By Eyebrowless - 06/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Willingboro

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2019 14:00

Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 09:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML

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By Eyebrowsgone - 25/08/2010 13:10 - United States

Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 06:37 - United States

Today, I learned that shaving my unibrow while drunk/high was a terrible idea. I also learned that one brow looks better than no brow. FML

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By booo - 27/07/2012 17:46 - United States - Minden

Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2023 00:02

Today, I actually pondered shaving off my eyebrows so I wouldn't have to go back to work. FML

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By blondessdoll - 04/05/2016 17:30 - United States

Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML

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By ugh - 01/10/2009 15:49 - United States

Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML

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Rachel1987 4

Saturday 26 November 2011 18:55

Tweezers.

nellieelectron 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 18:58

Well, on the bright side, you don't have a uni-brow anymore!

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Okayitwasme 0

Monday 28 November 2011 0:37

My son did that when he was 7 to fix it, he did the other side to match. I was so worried kids would laugh at him at school. That didn't happen, they all thought he looked cool.

TritonTheBeast 0

Monday 28 November 2011 3:19

Do you succeeded?

JustinBieber6 0

Monday 28 November 2011 3:25

Thts one way to vet rid if it...

JustinBieber6 0

Monday 28 November 2011 3:25

Thts one way to vet rid if it....

JustinBieber6 0

Monday 28 November 2011 3:25

Thts one way to vet rid if it....

dj120808 2

Monday 28 November 2011 5:22

It's happened to me before and not just once. :) :P

starrnao 15

Monday 28 November 2011 8:32

oh man, well, all you can do is hold your head up

01fuckhead10 14

Monday 28 November 2011 21:30

Wax

moomoomeow2 7

Monday 28 November 2011 21:38

I'm sorry.

David199619 8

Monday 28 November 2011 23:07

Theres a kid named adel awad who had a unibrow and shaved it and also shaved off half his eyebrow. Is this you?

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