Outdoorsy romance

By Anonymous - 04/04/2020 17:00

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Today, I went on a date with a guy I met on Tinder. After chatting in a pub, we went for a walk at the marina nearby. He tried to have sex with me bareback behind the lighthouse. FML
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2deployments1divorce 11

Where in the world is a pub open?

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themetropolitan 19

Don't take "today" too litterally. All FML's must start with "today" even if the story actually happened 10 years ago.

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RichardPencil 30

That's kind of what Tinder is designed for. Is the FML that he didn't have a love-glove or that he didn't ravish you on his yacht?

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2deployments1divorce 11

Where in the world is a pub open?

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crazy_joe 15

Exactly my thought

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themetropolitan 19

Don't take "today" too litterally. All FML's must start with "today" even if the story actually happened 10 years ago.

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2deployments1divorce 11

Sweden is the answer though.

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jbuckets_404 38

OP, so you're saying that your Tinder date had really bad "bedroom" technique??? Gee, that's too bad. :-( Maybe he just needs more practice - or perhaps said lighthouse was too phallically intimidating for him to perform as intended, no? --Added the apparently necessary: [/S - is for sarcasm; sheesh!]

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tounces7 27

First time using Tinder?

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WistayShlaio82 13

Where in the world is there a pub still open

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jbuckets_404 38

Iran, Russia, and lots of other (totalitarian-run) countries where supposedly there is no coronavirus (per their gov't-owned media outlets)....

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Kelsey Johnson 9

so much for social distancing

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julfunky 29

I thought that was what Tinder was for. It’s not a hookup thing?

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aryania 7

what else do you expect from a dating app.

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