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By Nobody - 10/10/2009 12:07 - Singapore

Today, I saw a man lying on the street. He seemed unconscious, so, being a nurse I went over and found he had choked. I removed the object from his throat and used CPR to revive him. My reward? A mouthful of vomit. FML

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By guy - 30/07/2012 03:24 - United States - Avon Lake

Today, I was taking a walk when I noticed an elderly man on the ground, unmoving. Being a registered nurse, I tried to give him CPR. As my lips touched his, he hacked a loogie and spat it into the back of my throat. I swallowed. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 11:13 - India

Today, I saw an old homeless man who had just fallen down due to his drinking. Everyone laughed at him, but I felt bad, so I went to help him up. My reward? A quick punch in the face, landing me in the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 19:41 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at the hospital. This lady was calling the Nurses' Station, and I had to go see what she wanted. When I asked her what she needed, she mumbled something. As I leaned in closer to hear what she was saying, she threw up all over my face. Apparently, she was nauseous. FML

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By thedullard - 16/02/2009 05:35 - United States

Today, at the gym, I see a person laying unconscious on the ground with people crowded around. Previously being a lifeguard, and knowing CPR, I ran over and asked a man what happened, preparing to check his vitals. I then realized that the body was a dummy and the employees were doing a drill. FML

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By hnickell93 - 09/10/2012 01:55 - United States - Visalia

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

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By Andy - 16/12/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2013 15:21 - United States

Today, I fainted. Instead of stopping to help, some guy stopped to draw a penis on my forehead. The EMT laughed. FML

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By Kristat - 01/04/2012 04:32 - United States

Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was at my job as a dental assistant and I was told to take an X-ray of a woman's teeth. As soon as I put the foam piece into her mouth, she projectile-vomited all over me and the floor. I had just started my 5-hour shift. FML

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sjks 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:09

i think saving a life might be a reward

haweb 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 20:25

agree with everyone else. So you had to deal with an unappealing part of your job. I think it's worth it if it means saving someone's life.

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R3nesmee 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 22:01

Your reward? You saved a life.

epicfailceci 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 22:02

that sucks :P but you should know that you only give 2 puffs of CPR between each 30 chest thrusts. learned it in CPR last year, and im not even a nurse. lesson learned :) good luck

beckalovesyou_xo 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 22:09

CPR is only if their heart stops, considering this man was simply unconscious you would only give rescue breathing & 5 chest pumps. Hate to burst your fake fml.

monnanon 13

Saturday 10 October 2009 22:14

rescuing breathing and 5 chest pumps is what CPR is.

nijntje 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 22:22

YDI for not knowing that rescue breaths must go to the lungs, not to the stomach

xFaust_fml 12

Saturday 10 October 2009 22:25

Well, if you need a reward after helping someone, I do believe you chose the wrong career.

gameoverman_fml 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 22:38

I guess there IS such a thing as a free lunch after all! Did his name happen to be Robin?

apocalypse1377_fml_fml 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 22:39

well even though that may suck at least u saved life thats the biggest reward of all

KelMarCos 3

Saturday 10 October 2009 22:54

being a nurse you should have known that could have happened. you saved a life... how about sounding less self-centered??

scateice 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 23:08

To all you bitches out there: He didn't expect some trophy or shit, he just explained it in a way that he was hoping for a couple thank you's and was puked on instead. So instead of being some selfish bitch, you could maybe think for once in your life?