Money: Today, I returned home to find the key to my mailbox missing....

By DaisyMay - 04/04/2011 19:47 - United States

Today, I returned home to find the key to my mailbox missing. I called the post office and was informed that a new key will cost me $15. I have no money, and my paycheck is in the mailbox. FML

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By MailMaster - 22/07/2011 04:20 - Australia

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML

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By Dumbass - 20/06/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML

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By Useless Key - 02/09/2018 18:30

Today, my sister couldn't find the spare key I gave her for my apartment, so I had to pay a $50 fee to the leasing office. Not 30 minutes after paying, she found the key. In her purse. On her keychain. FML

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By kiran - 24/10/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 22:00

Today, I woke up with severe back pain and about $100 missing from my paycheck. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML

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By Ugh - 02/02/2017 16:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I locked myself out of my apartment. I've just realized that I could have spent $30 on an Uber or Lyft to my parents' place to grab the other set of keys instead of calling a locksmith and paying $280 for him to drill a hole through my doorknob, rendering all my keys useless. FML

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By Trinity - 03/05/2022 00:01

Today, not only did I shit myself on my way to work, I left my house keys in the bathroom after I cleaned up. It's $90 to replace them. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2020 01:56

Today, I had to call a locksmith because I got locked out of my apartment. It cost a total of $350 to break in and repair the lock. Not even 3 hours later, I dropped my only key in the sewer. FML

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By steph - 13/09/2011 21:40 - China

Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML

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VDB_3 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 1:36

You don't have 15 bucks? I think you might have bigger problems then missing a key.

Stephshaw36 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 1:22

Meet the mailman @ the mailbox tomorrow

Comments

hammerfall26 6

Tuesday 5 April 2011 8:15

I'll loan ya 15 bucks. I'll send it to ya in the mail lol!

C6Racer 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 8:17

To everyone wondering, it used to say "$15 dollars", but the site moderators corrected it.

Trogre 6

Tuesday 5 April 2011 8:24

Oh, I will borrow you a hammer to destroy the mailbox so that you can get your paycheck. lol!!!!!

chandraalaa 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 8:36

fyl for not being resourceful enough to scrounge up 15 bucks. I understand being broke but you should be able come up with that money pretty easily instead of writing an fml about it. just saying..

x3kamking 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 8:41

Dude you are freaking rude. Grow up and stop bashing everyones FML post. Geez get a life.

garcia96 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 9:34

lmao why dont u just wait for the mail person to get there so when they open it , ask to get your mail? but that sucks :/

AlunKey 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 11:25

If you're not used to people being rude you might want to shield your eyes from the rest of the comments. and the guys got a point, surely he can save $15 here and there? even in part time jobs while I've been at university I've been able to keep stuff aside when the rest goes on food and bills.