Money: Today, I returned home to find the key to my mailbox missing....

By DaisyMay - 04/04/2011 19:47 - United States

Today, I returned home to find the key to my mailbox missing. I called the post office and was informed that a new key will cost me $15. I have no money, and my paycheck is in the mailbox. FML

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By MailMaster - 22/07/2011 04:20 - Australia

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML

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By Dumbass - 20/06/2009 06:01 - United States

Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML

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By Useless Key - 02/09/2018 18:30

Today, my sister couldn't find the spare key I gave her for my apartment, so I had to pay a $50 fee to the leasing office. Not 30 minutes after paying, she found the key. In her purse. On her keychain. FML

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Ninja move

By kiran - 24/10/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 22:00

Today, I woke up with severe back pain and about $100 missing from my paycheck. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML

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By Ugh - 02/02/2017 16:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I locked myself out of my apartment. I've just realized that I could have spent $30 on an Uber or Lyft to my parents' place to grab the other set of keys instead of calling a locksmith and paying $280 for him to drill a hole through my doorknob, rendering all my keys useless. FML

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Double trouble

By Trinity - 03/05/2022 00:01

Today, not only did I shit myself on my way to work, I left my house keys in the bathroom after I cleaned up. It's $90 to replace them. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2020 01:56

Today, I had to call a locksmith because I got locked out of my apartment. It cost a total of $350 to break in and repair the lock. Not even 3 hours later, I dropped my only key in the sewer. FML

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By steph - 13/09/2011 21:40 - China

Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML

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VDB_3 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 1:36

You don't have 15 bucks? I think you might have bigger problems then missing a key.

Stephshaw36 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 1:22

Meet the mailman @ the mailbox tomorrow

Comments

OCDC 9

Tuesday 5 April 2011 4:48

I believe it actually says "Litte Wayne".

xDancer101x 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 4:55

u hav to hav at least fifteen dollars in u...total over exaggerated

rallets 22

Tuesday 5 April 2011 5:07

yea, guess he forgot the "l"

Aznboifreakster 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 5:08

break the box

ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 5:15

Pawn something

kiefenator 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 5:17

that sux OP. hope you find a 20$ bill on the road lol. but if u don't have 15$ to spare, is a missing mailbox key your only problem??

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 5 April 2011 5:19

Pay by check? By the time the post office cashes it, you would have deposited your paycheck into the bank. You should plan on putting aside some money each paycheck. Start small, say $25-50 per paycheck, and start increasing it. If you can have it done via direct deposit, you wont miss the money at all and will be surprised later by how much you've saved.

MrFlintstone 5

Tuesday 5 April 2011 5:21

76 is one eye starring into our souls. damn it's creepin me out.

NCR 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 5:23

chainsaw!!!!

nerdchic 5

Tuesday 5 April 2011 5:45

wow dickwad- um after tomorrow I wont be able to scrounge up 15 dollars bc of the bills I pay.. so are you going to judge my life too? stfu and go on somewhere else. and direct deposit doesn't do much either - the job they have may not do direct deposit.. how about you learn to not be so judgmental about everything.