By marriedtoatool - 26/12/2012 06:15 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML
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DocBastard 38

No real man uses lotion. If a real man's skin gets dry, he moisturises with the blood of a rattlesnake. A rattlesnake he caught. With his teeth.

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bribecrazyy 14

wow, that's almost like the woman that bought lingerie for herself, as her husbands gift, only to have her husband spazz. it goes both ways....

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glamery 3

maybe if you were literate he would get you something else/nice?

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perdix 29

Maybe he's trying to turn you into another him. How would you look with his haircut? If he offers you a drink while holding a pair of scissors (or a trimmer!), say no and run away.

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tincup76 2

Give it back to him and tell him he's going to need it more than you on those upcoming "lonely nights!"

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nycwrestler 17

You're pic is awesome

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WrongRomance 11

Sounds like someone sucks at gifting..

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graphicstyle7 17

Sit down and talk to him. No manipulative crap about "no sex". Just sit down and talk to him like a grown up. If you or he can't handle that, time to read up on communication.

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twinkiefeets 17

Pretend you love it and never let him use it.

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skyeyez9 24

My friends husband is like that except he never buys her anything. She used to get him nice things for christmas. I told her to quit buying him gifts and now he is all upset he doesnt get gifts anymore.

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JohnnyBravo2 3

Kick his ass to the curb...that's just plain rude & inconsiderate.

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