Work: Today, I received a text at 6am from my boss stating that my... - FML

By Noff - 05/07/2011 09:42 - Australia

Today, I received a text at 6am from my boss stating that my services are no longer required. He couldn't even wait until I was awake to fire me. FML

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Noff 6

Sunday 24 July 2011 2:48

Fortunately it was nothing to do with my work ethic or wrong doings on my part. The business simply couldn't support the amount of staff it had at the time.

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Mr_mur_der 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 15:59

At least you can catch a few more hours of sleep, it's not like you have a job to go to.

ammmeor 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:00

it was just a dream, go back to sleep

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awardZu 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 19:00

You must have been a really shitty employee for your boss to do that.

HeroOfTime13 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 19:09

Youre not that bad of a worker....are you?

ollierobs 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 19:34

What OP doesn't know is that work started at 6 am.

KYLAisaBITCH 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 20:32

go in and pretend you didnt get the text message. simple as that. firing via text message is very unprofessional and you can delete messages and they will never know if you got it or not..

pinkietuskadaro 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 20:33

I wake up at 5 wats the big deal

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 5 July 2011 20:41

Do you not have a home phone? Can you not receive calls on your cell? I don't know what kind of professional boss texts a person to fire them unless there's no other method to contact you.

Cairo_Sanchez 8

Tuesday 5 July 2011 21:06

you get to sleep in now

xXJMcDowellXx 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:31

Your services are no longer required. (Robot noises proceed)

Jake0928 2

Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:31

Think of the positives... now you get to sleep in =D

TheRealHouse 7

Tuesday 5 July 2011 23:44

... or knees

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