Work: Today, I received a text at 6am from my boss stating that my...

By Noff - 05/07/2011 09:42 - Australia

Today, I received a text at 6am from my boss stating that my services are no longer required. He couldn't even wait until I was awake to fire me. FML

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Noff 6

Sunday 24 July 2011 2:48

Fortunately it was nothing to do with my work ethic or wrong doings on my part. The business simply couldn't support the amount of staff it had at the time.

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Mr_mur_der 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 15:59

At least you can catch a few more hours of sleep, it's not like you have a job to go to.

ammmeor 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:00

it was just a dream, go back to sleep

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mxpklx 12

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:12

he fired you through text?! How unprofessional.

iSlappedCupid 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:13

Wow Wat A Jerk

user12345678910 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:13

well new job may come with better boss!

festive_foetus 3

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:14

Em.. I know this is gonna sound really dumb..but what does OP mean?:-S

tjsomethin 9

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:40

Octopus Planking. Those eight legged creatures need to get in on the fun too!

Hmmm_ok 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:40

you're right.. it does sound dumb.

IndiRae 9

Tuesday 5 July 2011 17:08

Optimus Prime

ramseyrutherford 2

Tuesday 5 July 2011 18:30

other person

festive_foetus 3

Friday 8 July 2011 1:03

oh..okay..

festive_foetus 3

Friday 8 July 2011 1:12

ok..:)

dolphincheddar 10

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:15

at least your boss didn't say "you suck at your job, so we hired a 5 year old with muscular dystrophy to replace you" ps HAHA woke you up!

TheRealHouse 7

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:16

If I was your boss I would have waited until you got my coffee and washed my car... Then i would have fired you.

EmilyFelton98 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:26

Sorry OP... There are Other Jobs Out There Hopefully You Get One ! :)

Das_Judenburg 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 17:53

why the **** do you capitalize every 1st letter

KYLAisaBITCH 4

Tuesday 5 July 2011 20:49

Why didn't you use any punctuation or capitalization? @the asshole above me

sweetkitty26 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:26

Are you sure that is for you OP? It's sounds like he's firing a stripper

jkrupili12 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:31

well that is what you get for being a shitty worker

ktsthrlnd 3

Tuesday 5 July 2011 16:35

well at least you got the text, because if you showed up to work that day it would be seriously awkward :/

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