Miscellaneous: Today, I received a late Christmas present from my estranged...

By Anonymous - 01/01/2012 20:06 - United States

Today, I received a late Christmas present from my estranged father. I was really excited, having neither seen nor heard from him in nearly two years. It was a $200 gift card for a store that only exists in Canada. I don't live in Canada. Not even close. FML

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By Mike - 20/12/2017 01:30

Today, I received the Christmas gift I bought for my sister in the mail. I also received a nearly $200 bill for shipping fees, taxes, etc. for a $50 blanket from Canada. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2019 01:00

Today, I finally got a Christmas gift, a calligraphy set, for my father that I have been looking for for a month. My dad came home happily with the same calligraphy set today, saying that he surprised himself for Christmas. He got it cheaper than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 16:14 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, my estranged father, with whom I haven't spoken in years, called me and demanded to know where his Father's Day gift was. FML

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By lalalee - 18/02/2009 22:59 - United States

Today, my father came back from a business trip in Canada. He handed me an "I Love Canada" pen. He brought back an Xbox 360 for my younger brother. FML

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By fmfl - 17/11/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I found a gift card under my bed that I lost a few months ago for $400 to a store that went out of business last week. FML

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By Flandre - 23/12/2018 11:55

Today, I gave over $100 to my online friend in presents for Christmas, only to find out he can't use any because of his strict parents. FML

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By CambodianAsshole - 25/12/2012 06:41 - United States - Placentia

Today, I opened my Christmas present from my parents. I got a road-side assistance package. I don't own a vehicle, and I don't even have a driver's license. FML

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By NorwegianMadman - 22/12/2016 11:55

Today, nearly Christmas, my dad got mad because I don't have enough money for holiday festivities. I can't afford things because I haven't gotten my paycheck yet. I work for my dad. FML

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By anonymous - 21/12/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML

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By noononononono - 21/12/2015 23:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my Dad came home with a $500 jacket that he'd bought himself for Christmas. I'd bought him the same one, and it's non refundable. FML

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midoridoll 3

Monday 2 January 2012 0:42

Internet? The store could have a website you could order from

amii_boi 0

Monday 2 January 2012 0:41

Ship it to me :P

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mollysbp 0

Monday 2 January 2012 1:27

Doesn't mean your life's ******!

Muwahaha_fml 4

Monday 2 January 2012 1:28

Shop online, or lots of websites but giftcards. You won't get the ful. $200 , but it helps!

LookMomICanFly 4

Monday 2 January 2012 1:28

Sounds like a roadtrip to me. Or maybe you could just shop online if they have a online store. No need to waste it.

BigJ365 4

Monday 2 January 2012 1:28

There's some website ( idk the name srry bout that) that you can hive them the gift card and they'll give you the money

DaKillaMafia 2

Monday 2 January 2012 1:32

The last sentence made me laugh

sikmunkee 9

Monday 2 January 2012 1:34

take a vacation to Canada

LoganBurrito 6

Monday 2 January 2012 1:39

I don't see what you are complaining aboot. It's the thought that counts, eh?

Tommay186 7

Monday 2 January 2012 1:39

Ingreatful.. I'm sorry but you should be thankful he gave you ANYTHING

LuVsTrUk 1

Monday 2 January 2012 1:39

Most stores allow you to purcgase things online and have them sent to you...or do you not have a computer either??

zenrael 21

Monday 2 January 2012 1:39

Try online purchasing moron.

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