By crucets - 06/10/2010 04:37 - United States

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML
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Same thing different taste

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twilightdogstar 1

I can see how this could happen. I have a large extended family, with a ton of cousins I've never met, and a few of them have added me on Facebook. Although calling her "cutie" is definitely a bit of a facepalm moment.

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zman1422 3

that'll be a fun family reunion

20waffleater10 0

ask her to give you a blumpkin

xThatAsianGurlx 0

Maybe you should layoff the nice commpliments till after you talk to the person :)

Accidental incest for the lose! Or is it for the win? Hmmm. At least your message wasn't more explicit than that!

Its not incest. Incest is only with siblings, children, parents, or grandparents. If you were to sleep with your first cousing there's only a 2% chance of genetic mutation and this number obviously drops lower and lower as you get to 2nd and 3rd cousins. Not only that, but every person on this planet is the nth cousin of everyone else