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I hope you're not going to blame your best friend for it, darling. As shocking as the news is, it's in the past.

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I hope you're not going to blame your best friend for it, darling. As shocking as the news is, it's in the past.

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Then your grandfather killed his grandfather, then his father killed your father. Now you need to kill him to keep up the pattern.

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The novel would go something like this.... "The day I figured out that my best friend's great grandfather killed my great grandfather, I immediately started planning my revenge... I planned to kill him. I went to his house with a knife that night, climbed in through his window, and shoved that knife up his ass."

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you know history repeats itself right.....so she has a chance to things right by killing her best friend if it comes to that. I dunno, I'm pretty hungry someone should make me a sandwich

hahahhaha great family you got there. I hope they didn't pass on that specific gene to you.

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OP's great grandfather was murdered. Are you implying that OP is genetically predisposed to being murdered?

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Not until you cease the stupidity. Do you honestly think being murdered is a genetic trait? How would the gene survive? Even if you were trying to be funny you still come across as an idiot! As for an ugly mouth, you are the one stooping to foul language, so who has the ugly mouth now?

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go fuck yourself, I really have no time to sit & argue with you. just move along, bitch

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But you wrote 3 times. That indicates you DO or did have time to sit and argue! It's ok though to realize you phrased your comment wrong though. There are even tactful way you can STILL laugh it off!

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Bloody epic fail. Thanks for the laugh, you really brightened my day. I was feeling kind of down because I mucked up some exchange rates and traded for a loss, but you just reminded me that there's always stupider people then myself in this world. Cheers

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Yeah, you may not have known, but your beat friend is going to kill you. Gotta keep the tradition alive.

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