Poopoo peepee and Kids: Today, I found out why my bathroom has been smelling so bad....

By Amber - 10/01/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, I found out why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peeing on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML

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Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2014 01:16 - United States - Newton Center

Today, my 5-year-old son thought it'd be a good idea to pee into the heat vent in the hallway of our apartment building. The whole building now smells like urine. The landlord is a 6-foot ex-convict. He wants answers. FML

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By tony - 24/07/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 17:00

Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML

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By neednewfriends - 19/12/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML

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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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By Ishowet - 31/05/2017 12:00 - United States - Hialeah

Today, my five-year-old son told me that I smell bad and asked me to take a shower so I wouldn't attract bugs into the house. I had just showered. FML

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By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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kate3101 15

Sunday 10 January 2010 23:18

Jesus! How hot do you have your radiator that his pee sizzles? How is your house not on fire?

cr4ckb0n3f4n 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 23:19

pee on him/her. that'll show him.

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sparxva 12

Monday 11 January 2010 4:49

it is probably a steam radiator. It can steam and make noise just like the op described. We used to do the same thing when we were really little ( like 6 or 7 ) but most little boys grow out of that phase.

Erindub 0

Monday 11 January 2010 5:22

BTW I love that this thread got off topic and onto MJ. Wow!

xlostwithoutu 0

Monday 11 January 2010 5:25

Wow ur kid sounds smart.

lovelikethis19 0

Monday 11 January 2010 5:45

lmao

TheSpoof 0

Monday 11 January 2010 5:48

why is everyone saying that his kid is too old for that, ten years is not that old

Miss_Jeannie 0

Monday 11 January 2010 6:02

It's old enough to know that doing something as stupid as peeing on a radiator is wrong.

spazz1824 0

Monday 11 January 2010 6:25

10 year old seems a little old to be doing stupid things like that. Here's a thought, maybe give him a kick in the ass to knock a little maturity in him.