By crazycatlady - 19/11/2012 16:15 - United States

Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 365
You deserved it 18 418
Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

thelinlinx3 10

Sometimes pussy is better than dick anyway ;P

226 17
yodas0da 12

dating a large number of people isn't necessarily something to be proud of. quality over quantity(:

196 4

Comments

MrAwesomeSauce 6

I hope you're not a 40 year old crazy cat lady

4 7
superHydrate 4

I have one cat and it still beats the number of girls i have been with! Just kidding! I dont have a cat but it still beats the number of girls i have been with though!

30 2
st0815 9

Nah it doesn't. At best the numbers are equal in this case, 0 does not beat 0.

6 3
ygdrassil 17

Evidently, he's been with a negative number of girls. A guy perhaps?

3 0
wickedninja918 1

^thats what i was thinking (well that and he has a blink 182 pic as his prof pic)

0 0
unknown_user5566 26

Dating should be about quality, not quantity. As long as you enjoyed the few relationships that you've experienced, you should feel no shame. :)

38 9
raycj 1

I find you very annoying but that's a nice comment.

2 0
unknown_user5566 26

144- I know you do. You've been shadowing my comments for the past couple of weeks, telling me how you feel. But, uh, thanks I guess.

2 0
FML_Whale 18

I don't really get the point of the insult inside of a compliment. It was unnecessary.

2 1
raycj 1

Lol kyleekay i was in Europe for 3 months and am now seeing what you mean by "shadowing your comments" and I have already scolded my 10 year old stepbrother for using my account to do so. So sorry about that.

2 3
TJ1991 3

Actually it doesn't sound like she's ashamed at all. Should probably either learn to read or phrase your posts in a better manner.

3 17
unknown_user5566 26

Actually, you should probably learn how to use the reply button before you post.

18 3
Delvins 8

I have the same number of cats as I've had girlfriends...I don't have any cats.

22 0
cptmorgan6 8

You come home in your dress blues, that'll change.

14 0
ManInTheMachine 19

One is better than none, OP. Cherish it's company until it cheats on you with your neighbor. Then go back to your Jar of Hearts depression.

16 1
perdix 29

All you have to do is feed cats and they'll stick around. You're going to have to up the ante if you want to ensnare men. Did I say ensnare? Ooops! I meant to say "attract", although in your case, having some chloroform and nice, strong shackles around wouldn't be a bad idea.

26 3
TheDrifter 23

While some of us greatly enjoy shackles, proper feeding will keep many men around. I dated a chef for almost a year, just waiting to see how good a professionally made birthday cake could be.

7 3
Spectre529 12

Hey does this smell like chloroform to you?

7 0
ICastillo 24

At this rate your going to be the creepy old lady that has a fifty cats running around your house when you are older.

5 11
ICastillo 24

Yeah nobody likes the creepy old lady with fifty cats from down the block.

1 3
FML_Whale 18

Oh..well that's okay, because I'm the creepy lady with forty cats!

6 0
JoeRogansBEARD 15

22 you had it correct the first time... Your = possession, you're = you are

0 11
SenselessPattern 12

63 Actually he has two 'yours' and one of them WAS wrong.

7 0
duckiegirl21 10

Then she'd still be depressed because she'd still have more pets than boyfriends.

4 0