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wow all these fmls about pain and being laughed at arent that bad: a REAL fml is like this old one: today I found out I hated the job I spent 6 years and 15,000,000 preparing for. FML NOW THAT'S AN FML!!!!!

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38, 15 million dollars? I've been in college five years and haven't even spent close to 100,000 so 15 million is a bit of a reach.

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I agree with the big red monkey butt. Actually, I don't really, that just seemed like a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be able to say that.

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lol. I guess your family can't afford tongs. at least in Canada the medical coverage is guaranteed, even for idiots...

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OP didn't say anything about using their bare hands to grab the corn, and since they didn't say anything about burning their hands they may have used some sort of utensil. Either way, this is my question: What the hell kind of counters do you have that are sharp enough to cut you??

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sounds like my mom. she always eats corn, she never makes it through a week without breaking something, and she has a broken toe.

By  jrsl

LMFAO OMG FAIL. if i was there i would be laughing with your family. (: im so nice.

srs thts so mean I luv you op it's ok your boo boo should go soon with a little love which is obviously not ur family dw god will help you!!!!dear god help op get better-r-men

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