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By thewhompingwillow - / Saturday 1 September 2012 17:56 / United States - Springfield
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By  HelloGuys  |  4

Comment moderated or buried due to negative votes. Show the comment

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  SilentWind  |  0

I think 1 is talking about a certain "white" fluid.

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  geko911  |  22

I think 1 mistook OP for a girl. Well news flash for all blind folks out there who rush to 1st comment without thinking to even look at the poster's gender, dig yourself a hole and bury ourself in it, the FML community will then be freed from such idiots.

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  Means317  |  0

So that all the other people would get it

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  Means317  |  0

Dog are color blind so they might not recognize the difference between blood and the semen

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  HelloGuys  |  4

Ok ill explain wut was goin through my idiotic head at the momment this comment was posted (i read it wrong and i rushed to 1st) nuff said.

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  Meettitan  |  14

Can't you have a seizure, then not remember it? You were probably just choking the chicken, but what if you started seizing with your meat in your hands? On a side note: who lets their pets watch them masturbate?......

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  Futacy  |  29

Your dog was in the room while you masturbated? with the door open so that he could run out and get your family? If only there were a third button that said "It's your fault, but FYL."

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Dogs are color blind to certain colors yes but they still easily tell red I do believe so yes they can differentiate semen and blood unless your urethra or something is bleeding. And some people don't care if their pets see them masturbating because there's nothing wrong with masturbating and some people live in 1 room appt or just don't close doors cuz they live alone.

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  Krirn  |  21

30 - Where¿

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  gc327072  |  29

Gangnam style! And that was your random comment of the day.

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  ebonyirony  |  29

61- that vid is getting even more famous. A girl in my dorm just showed me and six other people at home know it. Weird. Lol thumb me down but I got really excited. (sexyyy ladiesss....gangnam style) Also, open condom store.

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  IscoreOnU  |  19

Well he is doing his job... Still don't get how the dog got out of the room

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  COOL__Coal  |  12

Technically he is not doing his job. His job is to warn when he's having a seizure not masturbating.

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  geko911  |  22

And you didn't even stop to think that the dog might be doing his job but that it was OP who was doing it wrong? I've heard that some masturbation sessions can be quite... Moving.

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  OhDearBetrayal  |  25

I actually found this comment amusing. Imagine if all seizures stopped when you went to the bathroom so that you could do your business and then as soon as you walk out you land on the floor. It would be like a time out zone.

By  nvo  |  6

Good dog.

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