By wat_dafuq_bro - 06/05/2013 06:06

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend. Being the mature one, I went up to her and said, "Hey, how's it going?" She maced me and kept walking. FML
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DocBastard 38

Really? She hit you with a mace? Where does one buy a big spiked iron ball on a stick these days? I could really use one.

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Ambient25 24

You should put her number on Craigslist

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RedPillSucks 31

I think she still holds just a little bit of a grudge.

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voodocutie 4

Pretty sure no one realizes this but you could have had her arrested for assault

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pinchepriscyla 9

Ooh bad breakup?

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K410 18

Lol you must've been a real asshole durring the relationship

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ballpython 15

Let me guess, you are a woman? Edit: Also, I'm thinking someone is a little bitter about a past relationship ^^^.

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DJrEddyLeb 7

She eyes you like a nigga don't exist, ex-gf we know you want his dxck!;P

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viper0hr 7

You people are morons. That is assault and you should have had the crazy bitch arrested.

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Ethrockerdude 6

Wow, well at least you were right about being the mature one

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ashleylynn520 4

Being mature is nice but getting revenge is sweeter! Thats all I gotta say... Get her back I won't look down on u for it.

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BradTheBrony 19

I think it never came up because it just goes without saying.

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thehowiie 6

see this is why some women end up being beaten

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