By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 22:39 - United States

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Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
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redbluegreen 40

Perhaps you would have preferred something like this?: "Today, my substantially average sized penis filled with blood and I found myself with an erection as my licensed orthodontist cordially tightened the metal wires that had been previously laid upon my semi-crooked teeth. I did not know what to do. Fornicate with my unfortunate existence."

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weepingangel_fml 7

Tooth fetishes are strange.

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bizarre_ftw 21

As opposed to foot, latex, rabbit, fruit, Santa, cartoon, choking, and all other fetishes? Really?

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gabrielbaby 9

They never said any of those weren't. But I agree many fetishes are weird.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

For me the weirdest would be feet... I mean what the hell, is it the toes or the way it's shaped? Either way, the're not attractive in the least bit..

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mikeduse 0

88- your comments are so ******* annoying and you comment like 5 times on every fml.....

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ohmandapants 16

How clever and original. Seriously? Shut up, that's not funny.

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Sixsickshit69 7

Amazing just amazing

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falloutboylove7 0

thats a little strange..

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holeyman 8

I have fantasies about banging my dentist too!!........

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black_martin 1

Only if the dentist is Jennifer Anniston from that horrible bosses movie!

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caranina 15

i love my orthodontist hes so short and stubby ! hes so cute , i love fat people !!

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skata 4

64- if only there were more women like you

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thrillawang 0

if you don't get aroused by a stranger being in your mouth then I don't know what you do for fun.

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Reddeaded 5

I hope you weren't thinking of rosy o'donald

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murdersquirrel 15

*O'Donnell. Unless you mean one of Old McDonald or Ronald McDonald's Irish nieces.

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ohmandapants 16

Because she is commonly associated with orthodontists?

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perdix 29

What's the problem? When I had braces, that was the highlight of my month! It seems my orthodontist only hired busty women who enjoyed shoving their **** in teenage boys' faces. I still send him a Christmas card every year;)

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Strafeh 9

Perdix - I put my christmas cards in my cats mouth. I then put the stamp and return address.. Etc. Up his ass. I then mail it to foreign countries. And wait for my return gift. Last week, I got a fun family game from a third world country! Hungry Hungry Hungarians!

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perdix 29

That's so sweet. Got any stories of when busty women jammed their bounty into your face as a teenage boy. Those are gifts that just keep giving. Maybe soon you'll get Angry, Angry Albanians. It's not a game -- just a bunch of nasty, swarthy people.

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Strafeh 9

I'' waiting for AAA to go clearance at target.

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perdix 29

Good call. The ones that are stuck in Target over the whole Christmas season without being purchased are the angriest of all.

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cjm25 3

U said," u still send HIM letters." this guy has boobs!!!!!!!

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