By Rae - 30/07/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, I picked up my daughter from the day care but before we left, the babysitter needed to have a talk with me. To fill you in, I got a brand new prius yesterday. Apparently my daughter told eveyone that her mommy got a new penis. FML
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BLNovelist 0

Gotta love children's pronunciations. :o

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BigRedMan 0

Both are small I'm sure

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tpt09 0

YDI for owning a prius what are you gay? go buy a bentley or something they look good in the enviroment so it all works out!!

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Unlucky_Gun 0

Just because someone owns a type of car you don't like doesn't make them gay moron. If you can't make any sense or have any class, then don't insult people. In fact, just don't talk at all. Save yourself the embarrassment of making yourself look dumb. And don't tell OP to get a Bentley because I doubt you have one because you're probably too poor to afford one. I'm not a big fan of Priuses but I don't go bashing people that drive them about it because no one cares if you like their car, your opinion won't make them change. Plus, I'm pretty sure a Prius is better than your old Pontiac Grand Am A.K.A Pontiac Crapwagon

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fiicere 5

HAHAHAHA) That's hillarious. Look on the bright side, it'll be a great story to tell :)

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Nightfallz 0

ydi for the following prius in no way sounds like penis even if a kid says it. to fill you in your a queer.

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baller789 0

YDI for having children u fcking whorebag bitch ************

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voodootrucker 0

what kind of mpg are you getting on the new penis

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perle_noire 0

Well, someone's moody today. Anyways, this isn't really an FML, it's more like "my-daughter's-really-cute-and-can't-say-some-words-correctly".

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simplyfucked 0

its good at thrusting and has a nice stick shifter..

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mrloferski 0

too bad american cars suck dick. id never waste my money on one. doesnt mean i hate my country.

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willothwisp 0

Real Americans vote and have differing opinions. Being an American does not mean blindly following anything that is American, be it a car company or a president.

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safirestar09 0

Actually Prius and penis sound alike. At least to my ears, they do. Oh well, I guess that's just me.

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SIK07GTSTANG 0

You deserve it for buying a Jap car. Real Americans buy domestic.

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jz4 0

YDI for getting a pirus

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DenElite 0

Just be glad you didn't get an xBox too

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