By Tattery - 03/07/2014 23:55 - Australia - Adelaide

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Today, my vibrator was in another room and I was too lazy to get it. I was also too lazy to do it manually. It's like I've been married to myself for too long. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 903
You deserved it 16 124

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Tattery 2

I am so chuffed something finally went through, haha. The funniest thing is I actually eventually did so it by hand, then about an hour later, got my vibrator and did it all over again. The other funniest thing is that other than my boyfriend, I can't share my achievement at getting something posted. I'm so pleased but it can't show anyone else, haha.

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Top comments

Ashamed_Sister 60

Get a divorce and start a new relationship (maybe with a man)

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zandalee 19

Sounds like you literally; can't be ******. ;)

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zandalee 19

Sounds like you literally; can't be ******. ;)

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cakefete2 30

So true. Couldn't get up to get off.

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jake_braves 25

Just get a bf OP lol. But don't get one just to get laid.

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steve31789 8

I hope you are not to lazy to get it on as well!!

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Mexico_WC2018 16

Just go f*ck yourself...literally....Excusez mon français.... Sorry couldn't help myself

DragonPorn 15

You are quite literally the most retarded person on FML.

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Peacelove0404 26

#64, there's no need to be rude. If you don't like a comment, that's what the dislike button is for.

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TippyM 8

The point of this is to post something that happened bad and get it off your chest, not fight with eachother because of differences in opinion.

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lovelostcause 5

That's pretty pathetic I bet you are single

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Only disgusting, slutty, horny girls have such vile things as vibrators. How unholy. Watch them all thumb down my comment.

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AlwaysWatching 27

I don't think your username goes very well with your comment, #39

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Ashamed_Sister 60

Get a divorce and start a new relationship (maybe with a man)

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xBOGGSx 3

It never says she's married, she just says "married to myself"

star14394 20

I wonder what your husband would say if you were married

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cakefete2 30

Don't say "no" right away. Would you at least think about it? ;p

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Daveyboy75 11

You're obviously doing something wrong

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kelsorg 21

I think many women can relate. fyl horny and lazy

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kelsorg 21

there was no one there to sex... too lazy to please yourself is what I meant

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