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FML - The follow-up

Today, my vibrator was in another room and I was too lazy to get it. I was also too lazy to do it manually. It's like I've been married to myself for too long. FML

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I am so chuffed something finally went through, haha. The funniest thing is I actually eventually did so it by hand, then about an hour later, got my vibrator and did it all over again. The other funniest thing is that other than my boyfriend, I can't share my achievement at getting something posted. I'm so pleased but it can't show anyone else, haha.
By Tattery - / Thursday 3 July 2014 23:55 / Australia - Adelaide
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By  steve31789  |  8

I hope you are not to lazy to get it on as well!!

By  Mexico_WC2018  |  16

Just go f*ck yourself...literally....Excusez mon français.... Sorry couldn't help myself

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  DragonPorn  |  15

You are quite literally the most retarded person on FML.

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  TippyM  |  8

The point of this is to post something that happened bad and get it off your chest, not fight with eachother because of differences in opinion.

By  lovelostcause  |  5

That's pretty pathetic I bet you are single

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  xBOGGSx  |  3

It never says she's married, she just says "married to myself"

By  star14394  |  20

I wonder what your husband would say if you were married

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