By CassidyQueen - 06/06/2015 02:14 - United States - Warrenton

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend because my parents kicked me out. He said that if I ever touch his "fucking apple jacks" he will "chop" my nipples off and feed them to the dog. FML
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naturallyfuck 17

Well I wouldn't let you touch my apple jacks either

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nkb94 18

Well shit. I hope he wasn't serious.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Sigh... Go to YouTube and look up Apple Jacks commercials from the 90s.

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juanm37 6

I would make up with your parent right about now

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mia1764 6

very interesting choice of where to begin and end quotes

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slingerslasher 24

FML community, breaking up isn't always the solution.

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infinite Secret 3

If they was joking then breaking isn't the solution but if they weren't joking then they need to get some help

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werewolf_babe 16

I hope he's as serious about y'all's relationship as he is about his apple jacks ._.

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jimmer23 21

That's a really specific threat. Like, far more specific than most sane people can think of.

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Pat5519 14

You can always count on a guy named jimmer for an awesome comment!

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_Peppermint_ 34

Hopefully you have a different favorite cereal! :)

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shandu7 10

Hopefully he was talking about cereal and not his my little pony sex toys.

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