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FML : Today, I moved in with my boyfriend because my parents kicked me out. He said that if I ever touch his "fucking apple jacks" he will "chop" my nipples...
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Maybe he keeps his drugs in the apple jacks box? I think you're onto something #13. Doesn't want her finding out how he makes his dough.

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Haha OP that's bloody hilarious. It's just so fun when the person you live with and fall asleep next to threatens to sever parts of your body to be fed to the dog. Seriously though, if he seemed oddly in rage when he said it, he might have just given you a peek at his true colours.

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He was probably serious about her not touching his cereal. I hate it when roommates eat my food.

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If any of you fuckers..touch my lucky charms, I'll bash your skull in with my pot of gold and then feed you to count chocula.

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