Love: Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

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You deserved it 3 492

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By monogamous - 28/10/2010 09:26 - Australia

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 422

You deserved it 4 780

By Anonymous - 04/08/2015 01:28 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 780

You deserved it 2 143

Fancy seeing you here

By mustanggt - 14/04/2022 19:00 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I met my girlfriend's husband for the first time. It went surprisingly well, despite neither of us knowing the other existed before tonight, but it's still a miserable situation no matter what. FML

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You deserved it 116

By an unlucky man - 05/08/2016 09:37 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

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You deserved it 3 099

By Anonymous - 09/12/2012 14:53 - United States - Conroe

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 338

You deserved it 3 761

By guy - 15/03/2013 05:31 - Canada - Port Coquitlam

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 768

You deserved it 3 359

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By Sleeping at my parents tonight - 28/06/2023 15:00

Today, I went to my husband’s work party where employees could bring a plus one. There, I met the colleague he talks so much about. She looked noticeably disappointed and said to my husband, “Wife?! You told me you were single!” We’ve been married for 7 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 324

You deserved it 100

By jimmy_poison - 09/02/2015 00:19 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 230

You deserved it 2 937

By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 08:47 - United States - Evansville

Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML

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You deserved it 2 924

By logansowow - 25/08/2016 00:37

Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 876

You deserved it 910

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 23:23

Lying bitch. ... Isn't that illegal?

kira1kira 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 23:53

there has never been an FML this bad, this short, you should get an award

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bluegoldfish 7

Tuesday 22 March 2011 23:04

ouch.

that_nerdy_sock 3

Sunday 2 October 2011 0:08

awkward situation! Sorry for stating the obvious:|

afulks78 11

Tuesday 18 October 2011 6:51

3 sum ?

ozonekilla 0

Friday 11 November 2011 9:12

women are grimey!

piwikiwi93 0

Thursday 1 December 2011 7:23

Ummmmm...........................

sexyboi1985 27

Monday 3 June 2013 14:52

Amazing !

justjeffo7 14

Tuesday 8 October 2013 2:50

Divorce time!

liaRawr 9

Sunday 8 December 2013 3:27

Sings "secrets nanananana se se secrets" tell her you're actually a chick with a dick

lastonearth 3

Monday 16 December 2013 5:38

I suppose you're getting a divorce?

an3ph 20

Monday 30 December 2013 8:21

Short and not-so-sweet.

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Same thing different taste

Fancy seeing you here

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