Intimacy: Today, while showing my art work at a festival, a very old cougar...

By deathbysnoosnoo - 24/11/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, while showing my art work at a festival, a very old cougar walked up to me and asked if I wanted to hook up later. After refusing more than one time, the woman walked away with my business card. I've been getting emails with naked pictures. FML

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Today, my art teacher fawned over my friend's photographs of random children and people making out, while she called my picture of an old man looking thoughtful on a pier "creepy" and "voyeuristic." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2017 05:00

Today, while making deliveries, a lady answered the door stark naked and invited me in. I'm a young single guy so I went for it, but her husband was also there, ready to go with an enormous boner, so I ran to my van and went back to the depot. They reported me for bad customer service. FML

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By Farva - 24/01/2009 23:52 - United States

Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 11:02 - United States

Today, I have been getting calls from a weird kid from my school asking for nudes. I asked how he got my number, then found out that my friends put my number on a pole at school saying, "Call Wendy for a good time, she has nice tits". FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML

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By spinner - 01/09/2009 11:44 - United States

Today, I was at work. I'm a sign spinner. Lots of other employees shares stories of how they have been flashed by 18 year old hot chicks as they drive by. I got flashed by a 45 year old, 300lbs lady. FML

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By Chanman1924 - 24/12/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML

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third_planet 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 2:15

Where's the FML?

bobsanction 18

Wednesday 25 November 2009 2:09

Pics or gtfo.

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Ketsuhime 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 1:55

haha fav XD

boydeee01 7

Saturday 2 July 2011 23:58

haha, same here. just because of the name

Propayne 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 1:59

Hit it and quit it #10 is gay

2npac 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 2:08

Cougar implies hot older woman. So y the hell is this an fml?

Bcfrmkc816 17

Saturday 19 November 2011 9:33

What's wrong with hitting that? What are you gay or just don't like sex?

bobsanction 18

Wednesday 25 November 2009 2:09

Pics or gtfo.

YDI_King 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 2:11

please don't let me be #10

third_planet 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 2:15

Where's the FML?

abbylolz 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 2:19

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Joshnona 14

Thursday 10 July 2014 7:09

It amazes me how people refuse to read things thoroughly and then comment on them like they have a complete understanding as to how advice should be given.