By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 438
You deserved it 3 492

Same thing different taste

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there has never been an FML this bad, this short, you should get an award

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That's illegal (to have more then one spouse)

jchansfan 0

The way you worded this is AWESOME. lol Sorry for your situation though... Getting a divorce I'm guessing? =(

Hurt16 0

Um, I'm pretty sure this isn't possible. I might be wrong... but don't they check your records before you get married? Like, some part of the paperwork part? Not being marriend, I'm not sure. Also; wouldn't the other husband notice it if his wife was missing all the time? Or are you the one she's never with?

Dunno about texas but in the UK there is no giant database saying who is married to whom. The bands (or whatever they're called) are announced 3 weeks/months (can't remember) before, certainly if you get married in a church, or maybe announced in a paper if its a civil service I'm not sure. Anyway, if you get married a long way away and no one knows you then all there is the "of anyone knows of any legal reason..." question and if no one says no then you're good to go.

drop her ass like a bag of potatoes. that hoe

drop her ass like an orange falling down the stairs