Love: Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. I hope my charm and smile...

By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 16:55 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. I hope my charm and smile was enough for them to forgive me for not wearing pants. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By ashamed - 28/10/2019 02:00

Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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By kelizabeth - 05/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as 'the girl I'm going to marry'. His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2023 03:00

Today, I was out to dinner with my boyfriend and his parents. It was my first time meeting them, so I was a bit nervous. As we were talking, I accidentally let out a loud burp. His parents looked at me in shock, and my boyfriend just laughed and said, "Well, she's certainly comfortable around you two." FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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By fernie vazquez - 10/06/2012 09:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML

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By cdestarac - 10/01/2012 06:07 - United States

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

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By loganHchrist - 09/01/2014 00:53 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

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By xxlenalunaxx - 29/04/2015 11:11 - United States

Today, after waiting for 2 weeks for the right moment to meet my boyfriend's mom, she walked in as I was straddling him, trying to prove that I'd win in a wrestling match. I guess we met, then. FML

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Hiropon 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:01

I think it's because the parents walked in on them having sex. o3o

shotstack 0

Friday 12 March 2010 23:59

I'm guessing you weren't planning on meeting them today, hence the lack of pants, aye?

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Abercrombi 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:17

people are very slow on this site :/

tease 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:48

hehe... slow you saying? do they ever think!?- I guess they do not believe it is even possible :$

HaleyQuinn 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:17

Wth?? Why is your pants off in the first place??

EmilieCrazy 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:18

Wow, some of yall are just really stupid. Its veyr obvious why she wasent wearing pants. her and her boyfriend were having sex or something of that nature and his parents walked in. Duh. lol

RuffRider022 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:18

pants r way over rated

GoToCheatingNetw 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:18

you're a ******* hoe

bossiercitybeast 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:21

How the hell do we know any of this shit is true and how do u not wear pants

pyrodude185 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:24

UFO for being gay. fagget

bossiercitybeast 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:24

really how the hell do u not wear pants

aardvarkish 15

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:25

Charm and no pants belong in the same basket, so I wouldn't expect it.

krazyme 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:26

pants? who wears those?

perdix 29

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:28

If you have a pretty ******, I'm sure Dad likes you. Mom could be a tougher sell unless she's bisexual, bi-curious or a closeted lesbian. If you have a Wolf Pussy, you're screwed.