Love: Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. I hope my charm and smile...

By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 16:55 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. I hope my charm and smile was enough for them to forgive me for not wearing pants. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By ashamed - 28/10/2019 02:00

Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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By kelizabeth - 05/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as 'the girl I'm going to marry'. His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2023 03:00

Today, I was out to dinner with my boyfriend and his parents. It was my first time meeting them, so I was a bit nervous. As we were talking, I accidentally let out a loud burp. His parents looked at me in shock, and my boyfriend just laughed and said, "Well, she's certainly comfortable around you two." FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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By fernie vazquez - 10/06/2012 09:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML

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By cdestarac - 10/01/2012 06:07 - United States

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

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By loganHchrist - 09/01/2014 00:53 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

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By xxlenalunaxx - 29/04/2015 11:11 - United States

Today, after waiting for 2 weeks for the right moment to meet my boyfriend's mom, she walked in as I was straddling him, trying to prove that I'd win in a wrestling match. I guess we met, then. FML

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Hiropon 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:01

I think it's because the parents walked in on them having sex. o3o

shotstack 0

Friday 12 March 2010 23:59

I'm guessing you weren't planning on meeting them today, hence the lack of pants, aye?

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TheEndofHumanity 1

Monday 29 March 2010 3:27

your charm and smile... pretty self-centered now are we?

Miss_gord 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 11:04

and whyy weren't you wearing pants??....

ElizaLiz 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 8:13

Do you mean they think a woman should be wearing pants, butskirts, or do you mean not wearing pants as in... you know... getting it on and they walk in?

lilkim_fml 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 11:31

did you wear anything else then??? were you budd naked or something?? i dont get it... (agree with #136)

raineydayes 0

Thursday 16 September 2010 8:09

Mii's do have legs! Do you play the Wii?...

iSolDyourSouL 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 10:42

... Wut? >,>

robinsn 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:31

SHE WAS HAVING SEX. You people are such idiots.

livyyyy 0

Friday 22 April 2011 2:25

how do u forget PANTS??? that's just plain...interesting...weird...or not normal!

biebette16 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 1:26

I think his dad was happy ;)

13AlibiesETF 6

Thursday 18 August 2011 4:40

Fake >:/

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