Love: Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. I hope my charm and smile... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 16:55 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. I hope my charm and smile was enough for them to forgive me for not wearing pants. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By ashamed - 28/10/2019 02:00

Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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By kelizabeth - 05/08/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, I went with my fiancé to meet his parents. He was really sweet the whole way there, and once we got there he introduced me as 'the girl I'm going to marry'. His parents took one look at me and said, "Are you sure?" I laughed, because I thought they were joking. They weren't. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2023 03:00

Today, I was out to dinner with my boyfriend and his parents. It was my first time meeting them, so I was a bit nervous. As we were talking, I accidentally let out a loud burp. His parents looked at me in shock, and my boyfriend just laughed and said, "Well, she's certainly comfortable around you two." FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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By fernie vazquez - 10/06/2012 09:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to meet my girlfriend's parents at her sister's play. The moment I introduced myself, I realized that her father was my probation officer. FML

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By cdestarac - 10/01/2012 06:07 - United States

Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML

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By loganHchrist - 09/01/2014 00:53 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

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By xxlenalunaxx - 29/04/2015 11:11 - United States

Today, after waiting for 2 weeks for the right moment to meet my boyfriend's mom, she walked in as I was straddling him, trying to prove that I'd win in a wrestling match. I guess we met, then. FML

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Hiropon 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:01

I think it's because the parents walked in on them having sex. o3o

shotstack 0

Friday 12 March 2010 23:59

I'm guessing you weren't planning on meeting them today, hence the lack of pants, aye?

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cuntwaffle 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:19

pants are for cubes to cover your pubes

buttshapedfruit 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:19

wow, *****.

Person1233 12

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:35

Nostradamus was right?

katmandont 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:20

Maybe she's a Wii person. Oh... wait, they don't have pants cause they don't have legs...

LevyLove 17

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:28

How do u forget to wear pants? Unless you're Donald Duck

distantg 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:31

WTF is this crap. how do you forget to wear pants

Person1233 12

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:36

SHE WAS HAVING MOTHERFUCKING SEX. God, you people are slow.

whattheballsz 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 9:15

person1233 i love you

mysoubriquet 3

Saturday 13 March 2010 1:49

That's how I met my boyfriend's dad too. His dad showed up at his house unnanounced and let himself in, I left the bedroom to get a glass of water and... oops... Hello boyfriend's dad! We just kind of stood there staring at each other for a minute until I ran back upstairs, got dressed, woke up bf, and told him. Mortifying!

FerrariCake 2

Saturday 13 March 2010 2:05

Which smile... horizontal or vertical?

unpossible 26

Saturday 13 March 2010 5:34

^Crude, and yet funny. WIN.

erjaguam 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 2:06

this fml is confusing.

Rial13_fml 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 2:09

This just sounds dumb... if you're not gonna give us more information than that, everyone is just gonna say you deserved it... why the **** weren't you wearing pants? Were you wearing a skirt then? Did you walk all the way to his house in undies? Could you be any more vague?

jesbar95 10

Sunday 20 November 2011 6:04

She was having sex.

ansrab4ever 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 2:10

u fat ****

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