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By Anonymous - 24/01/2013 00:17 - United Kingdom - Canterbury

Today, I made my first snowman ever, and then cried when my big brother kicked it to pieces. I'm 27. FML

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By JoshuaRob - 03/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week, which is uncommon in my mild climate area. I thought myself lucky, and that my life was turning around. Then I realized how lame my whole train of thought was. FML

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You deserved it 8 021

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I gave my 7-year-old a snowglobe. I had spent the last week deconstructing it, putting an action figure of his favorite cartoon character inside, and then putting it back together. Later, I find it smashed into pieces because he wanted to "play with the toy it came with." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 600

You deserved it 7 298

By Snowtoe - 14/01/2017 14:00

Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 443

You deserved it 3 160

By dank meme - 11/02/2017 17:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I learned that my neighbor of 9 years has a kid. I learned this after I knocked down his snowman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 346

You deserved it 4 053

By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 600

You deserved it 47 002

By dollybabe - 09/01/2010 21:20 - Ireland

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 675

You deserved it 11 686

By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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You deserved it 72 404

By Anonymous - 19/11/2011 19:08 - United States

Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 156

You deserved it 6 460

By Anonymous - 30/12/2014 01:07 - United States - Bend

Today, on my first ski run down a mountain, I dislocated my patella. Now I get to watch out of the window as my family builds a snowman and names it after me. FML

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You deserved it 2 487

By Anonymous - 29/12/2012 01:23 - Canada - Calgary

Today, after spending a lot of money on photo shoots to build up my portfolio, I finally got an offer from a modelling agency. I ran outside to tell my parents, only for my brother to hurl an iced snowball straight into my face. I now have a huge gash over my cheek and nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 045

You deserved it 4 421

hopelessteej 8

Thursday 24 January 2013 9:36

sounds like he kicked down your dreams :(

joshiepo0 18

Thursday 24 January 2013 9:39

Those things are a lot of work. Personally I would be distraught if that happened to me.

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gurly98 13

Saturday 26 January 2013 20:33

That's understandable. I live in Nevada. The first time I've been in the snow was literally a month ago for winter break

MooseKnuckle503 11

Monday 28 January 2013 11:32

What are you a wuss or somethin?

kmartFTW 12

Monday 20 January 2014 5:19

What a Douche!

fuggotmuggot 14

Tuesday 4 March 2014 4:26

Aw. You sound cute lol

CharlesScene 3

Sunday 6 April 2014 2:25

Anyone else find it ironic how he is 27 and there are 27 thousand i agree your life sucks

dragonrider1959 18

Monday 23 June 2014 23:56

Did you name it? If you did that explains the crying.

Fuzzy_Kittehz 5

Tuesday 16 June 2015 3:21

The real question is, why did you brother, who is older than 27, kick a snowman?

Steve_Dudley_UK 10

Wednesday 17 June 2015 10:43

You may be 27 but your older brother is still only 6 and still the nasty little boy you know from childhood.

gogo44444 28

Tuesday 7 July 2015 22:04

First snowman at 27?!?!? DID YOU EVER HAVE A CHILDHOOD!?!?!?

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 7 May 2016 5:23

I'd probably be upset too. Knock his down.

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