Miscellaneous: Today, I made my first snowman ever, and then cried when my big...

By Anonymous - 24/01/2013 00:17 - United Kingdom - Canterbury

Today, I made my first snowman ever, and then cried when my big brother kicked it to pieces. I'm 27. FML

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By JoshuaRob - 03/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week, which is uncommon in my mild climate area. I thought myself lucky, and that my life was turning around. Then I realized how lame my whole train of thought was. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I gave my 7-year-old a snowglobe. I had spent the last week deconstructing it, putting an action figure of his favorite cartoon character inside, and then putting it back together. Later, I find it smashed into pieces because he wanted to "play with the toy it came with." FML

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By Snowtoe - 14/01/2017 14:00

Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML

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By dank meme - 11/02/2017 17:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I learned that my neighbor of 9 years has a kid. I learned this after I knocked down his snowman. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

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By dollybabe - 09/01/2010 21:20 - Ireland

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

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By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2011 19:08 - United States

Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2014 01:07 - United States - Bend

Today, on my first ski run down a mountain, I dislocated my patella. Now I get to watch out of the window as my family builds a snowman and names it after me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2012 01:23 - Canada - Calgary

Today, after spending a lot of money on photo shoots to build up my portfolio, I finally got an offer from a modelling agency. I ran outside to tell my parents, only for my brother to hurl an iced snowball straight into my face. I now have a huge gash over my cheek and nose. FML

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hopelessteej 8

Thursday 24 January 2013 9:36

sounds like he kicked down your dreams :(

joshiepo0 18

Thursday 24 January 2013 9:39

Those things are a lot of work. Personally I would be distraught if that happened to me.

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Fuhkyoo 17

Thursday 24 January 2013 16:08

time to harden the **** up

xxEternalRain 13

Thursday 24 January 2013 16:25

I live in texas where we get EXTREMELY lucky to get snow. Even then its barley enough to make a snowman. I would've cried too

Xotoolyxo 16

Thursday 24 January 2013 17:22

He ruined a special moment! Understandable, it's okay

sarah17xx_fml 10

Thursday 24 January 2013 18:01

I would have cried too, OP.

twiztedone 19

Thursday 24 January 2013 18:20

I'm going out on a limb and saying op didn't live anywhere that it snowed! I know plenty of people that have never seen snow except on TV. Sorry op! I would get some ice cubes and put them all over your brother while he's sleeping!

killatrev 4

Thursday 24 January 2013 20:18

Aww that's sad, you must have had a bad childhood if this is the first time you have made a snowman.

Relenaz 9

Thursday 24 January 2013 20:19

Not cool, brother of OP! What did snowman ever do to you?? :P

Ponponpon_fml 5

Thursday 24 January 2013 20:53

Your BIG brother? So he's at least 27, most likely older. Why is he kicking snowmen?

NotGabe 28

Thursday 24 January 2013 21:02

He kicked that childhood feeling down to nothing. Sad day~

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 24 January 2013 21:31

I would've started an epic snowball fight.

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