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By JoshuaRob / Wednesday 3 March 2010 06:10 / United States
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I do stuff like that, OP. I'll tell myself: "If you can walk faster than the person in front of you and pass them before you get to that street light, you totally win and are awesome at life. Double points if you can do it without them noticing that they've been shamefully defeated!"

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I do stuff like that, OP. I'll tell myself: "If you can walk faster than the person in front of you and pass them before you get to that street light, you totally win and are awesome at life. Double points if you can do it without them noticing that they've been shamefully defeated!"

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lol. I do that when I'm driving. if someone passes me, I HAVE to pass them back up. Or I'll make my turn and then they're "disqualified" from my race for going off course.

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You sound like Chris Hardwick from [email protected]

I don't think that this is fml worthy just because the op came to the sudden realization that he needs a life...Just find some friends op I bet you will do fine

Today, I got excited because there was a new FML on this website. It took a whole minute to load because our internet is crap, which is common in my area. Then I realized how lame this whole FML was. FML

You realized how lame your train of thought was... and your next logical step was to tell everybody about it on the internet? This isn't FML worthy, it's not even MLIA worthy. YDI for wasting my internet.

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