Intimacy: Today, I made a Facebook post about my upcoming driving test....

By not anymore - 30/10/2015 23:29 - United States - Monroe

Today, I made a Facebook post about my upcoming driving test. My grandpa said he knew I would succeed, prompting my idiot boyfriend to reply "For sure, she really knows how to suck seed ;)" followed by him liking his own comment. FML

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By failingdaily - 20/09/2014 02:27 - New Zealand - Paraparaumu

Today, I went on Facebook, only to see my grandpa had posted "feeling horny" with my grandma. FML

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By Brandee - 05/03/2010 01:39 - Canada

Today, a guy commented on a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook, and said to please stop 'testing' him. He also messaged me saying how he wishes he could get a girlfriend like me, that I'm gorgeous, and that he wants to go out with me. I'm his cousin. FML

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By chevygirl51 - 28/05/2014 21:12 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

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By anon - 31/01/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post and a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML

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By Anna - 06/07/2011 06:15 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend posted on my boyfriend's Facebook wall. Apparently, I give awful blowjobs. FML

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By sushichick - 15/04/2020 12:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML

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By deserved - 29/10/2009 14:27 - United States

Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML

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By kiken.bara - 06/01/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I found out that I was pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I got his newly updated Facebook status that read "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML

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By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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Saturday 31 October 2015 8:24

There's a fine line between trying to be funny and disrespect towards family. I'm pretty certain your boyfriend just crossed it with a huge leap.

Mr_Mole 24

Saturday 31 October 2015 8:20

I think you know you've outgrown him.

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Mirsen1727 12

Saturday 31 October 2015 11:09

If he can say that on a post to your family, I can't imagine what he says to friends. That was completely disrespectful to you and your family. I hope you did well on your test.

MrBlackledge 12

Saturday 31 October 2015 11:29

If you're looking for a silver lining... In some ways (and not very many) it's a compliment...

paris_ava 24

Saturday 31 October 2015 11:59

id like to reccomend a small thing called finding someone of your own maturity levels, commonly known as dumping

9a_1z 12

Saturday 31 October 2015 12:24

Your boyfriend sounds like all the guys I've dated combined.

Tyrez 32

Saturday 31 October 2015 13:05

Women sure do have good choice in men. Although I suppose these days it's hard to find any quality people.

9a_1z 12

Saturday 31 October 2015 13:15

Well, to be fair to them, although guys I'm attracted to usually have an appalling sense of what's socially appropriate, they're often also kind, loving and hilarious. It depends on what you can put up with really.