Love: Today, I made a bowl of spaghetti for my girlfriend and me. I... - FML

By spitballer1 - 06/07/2009 16:54 - United States

Today, I made a bowl of spaghetti for my girlfriend and me. I tried the move from Lady and the Tramp where the boy and girl both slurp the same piece of spagetti and end up kissing. When I tried it, the spagetti went too down far my throat, and I ended up throwing it up on her. FML

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SchitzoFRIENDic 0

Monday 6 July 2009 20:32

Well... It WOULD have been really cute. Props for tryin', bro.

Knockyoudown 0

Monday 6 July 2009 20:29

Lmao that gives such a funny visual but that sucks OP.

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katekappy 0

Monday 6 July 2009 20:36

Thats icky..sorry to hear that..beat it was wayy cute until then.

thunderbrave 0

Monday 6 July 2009 20:36

If that doesn't scream romance, I don't know what does.

icehot 0

Monday 6 July 2009 23:57

haha

TNEBlover 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 6:41

thats what he gets for hogging the spaghetti!

coldplaylive2003 0

Monday 6 July 2009 20:39

how old are you?

sharkshaveteeth 0

Monday 6 July 2009 20:46

Lady and the Tramp was also a cartoon! much easier to do in drawings! t That is cute how sweet you were trying to be and FYL for having it go all wrong, but I also feel bad for your GF!

ITuMT 0

Monday 6 July 2009 20:46

I lol'd

colourmealy 0

Monday 6 July 2009 20:46

aww poor thing haha

coopcas 0

Monday 6 July 2009 20:47

@7- Only if it begins a sentence, dumbass.

crazysk8guy 0

Monday 6 July 2009 20:50

how romantic!

dandlyon 0

Monday 6 July 2009 21:54

oh yes. nothing more romantice than a semi injested noodle on your lap.... or wherever it fell. rofl! fyl! D:

FYL_FML_23 0

Monday 6 July 2009 20:56

PWNED! You deserve it!

lollipop333 0

Monday 6 July 2009 20:56

epic fail

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