Love: Today, I made a bowl of spaghetti for my girlfriend and me. I... - FML

By spitballer1 - 06/07/2009 16:54 - United States

Today, I made a bowl of spaghetti for my girlfriend and me. I tried the move from Lady and the Tramp where the boy and girl both slurp the same piece of spagetti and end up kissing. When I tried it, the spagetti went too down far my throat, and I ended up throwing it up on her. FML

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SchitzoFRIENDic 0

Monday 6 July 2009 20:32

Well... It WOULD have been really cute. Props for tryin', bro.

Knockyoudown 0

Monday 6 July 2009 20:29

Lmao that gives such a funny visual but that sucks OP.

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jakeidk 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 9:52

how romantic!

jdcrazy 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 10:21

lmfao

eriinbaby 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 2:15

hahhahahhahahahahhahhahahah fail

KatEatsMice531 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 6:32

good one!! made me laugh

Ugi 26

Monday 16 May 2011 14:33

Smooth.

rhu4life 4

Sunday 6 January 2013 6:15

I know you're a guy, but ever heard of biting the noodle bit by bit. and hmm I dunno .. swallowing?

DeathBunny218 37

Thursday 14 February 2013 12:23

I love this illustration. So cute :)

paprika_pilipili_fml 14

Friday 15 February 2013 23:33

The illustration to this fml is just too cute ! (^o^)

fksfsdhfsdfh 26

Monday 18 February 2013 7:49

That sucks op

Obey_StudBoii 23

Saturday 9 March 2013 0:21

lmfao

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