By P4ntless - 26/10/2009 22:18 - United States

Today, I'm single. Last night, I decided it would be silly to leave my phone in my car before I went to my roommate's brother's birthday party. Highlights of the evening include: Beer Pong, a keg stand, and breaking up with my girlfriend via text message. I don't remember the last one. She does. FML
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alicexox 0

isn't the saying: drunk words are sober thoughts? It's not so bad, you obviously wanted to break up with her anyway right? :)

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nando92 0

haha that sucks... LESSON LEARNED: dont drink so much

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HeatherFTW 0

Oh, alcohol. Why must you ruin so many relationships?

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nokillnobeepbeep 0

Hey now, if it wasn't for the beer goggles many fatties of the world wouldn't be getting any loving. Will someone please think of the fatties!?

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

"...So, I picked up what was left of my pride, And I put on my walking shoes, And I got up on that high road, And I did what any gentleman would do.. I, um... I got a brand new girlfriend. We went and jumped off the deep end, Flew out to LA for the weekend, Spent the whole day lyin' on the beach, Wearin' nothin' but a smile, Playin' kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy, Talkin' mooshy-mooshy 'bout nothin'. Man, I think I'm on to somethin', Ya know I feel just like a kid again. I got a brand new girlfriend..."

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RubixMonkey 0

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” Ernest Hemingway

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ireply_w_lyrics 0

Hey there Mercy! (dont be ogling me TOO much)

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halfmanhalfbearh 0

Your fault for gettin drunk, son...ya shoulda drank responsibly...

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jackmehoff69 0

why would it be "silly" to leave your phone in the car.....what are you, a 9 year old girl? YDI it for being a weirdo loser

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_neutrality 0

Pretty sure he meant it would be silly, as in dumb, to leave it in the car, as in, he brought it inside with him to the party.

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bookworm_x 0

drunken minds speak sober thoughts.

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BigDick17 0

Hahahaha wicked Nobody can talk shit because we all have those nights

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kindness 0

yes they can. some people NEVER have those nights. some people choose to NEVER drink. because they're intelligent. unlike the people who decide to get trashed at parties.

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_neutrality 0

I don't drink. But I don't think it makes you unintelligent if you /do/ drink. Although getting completely trashed and drunk texting your girlfriend that you're breaking up with her isn't the brightest thing in the world to do.

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agamid 1

a friend of mine found out that his girlfriend had broken up with him when his sister noticed she'd changed her relationship status to 'single' on facebook.

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maipinkbear 0

i'm sure your phone remembers too. you could look up the text msg?

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omghehehe 0

Sounds like a Visa commercial on SNL! Priceless! Sorry for U and her! Did u mean it? That's the real question.

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